Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML
Today, while volunteering at a senior care center, I witnessed a woman begin to remove her trousers. Then she began tearing apart her diaper. She then began to explore her body. I was unable to stop her. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, I was helping my elderly dementia client with her toilet. I reached in both front and back to pull up her pants for her. "Not too hard, nice and easy..." she said with a weird smile. I looked over to see I was actually pulling her nipple. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
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ICastillo 25
You're a shit head for not throwing the diaper away in the trash right away.
amillionbucks 5
I thought he was gonna put something else on you when you said you bent over...
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Comments (163)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
People saying OP should lose his/her job need to shut up. I'd like to see THEM walk out of a situation like that with a smile on their face. That is beyond disgusting. OP sounds like a saint for putting up with that; I'd never be able to. Still, the question remains, why not throw the diaper directly into the trash rather than on the bed (that might have been clean and made, or, if it wasn't, would then have to be)?
brittanywashere 14
I have a CNA certification, so I feel your pain OP. Luckily, I've never had a patient/resident do that to me, knock on wood, but still, I can imagine what that was like lol. FYL!
shark_girl 9
My dad is in a facility that sounds like the one you work at. Just know you are appreciated for your patience and understanding. I know you put up with a lot of shit. And in this case...literally.
tararochelle 18
Having worked with old people, I give you praise for your job. It's difficult. And what happened to you??? I don't think I'd have a job anymore if it was me! Bless you for what you do everyday!
Meesersuperman1 4
*shudder*
ardencred 7
Then OP went home to clean his baby who pooped his pants and when OP bent over to take baby's socks off he put diaper on OPs head as a hat
nishantvas 13
wow that's just gross !! and I was thinking disabled meant physically...
boofgall 16
Hahaha OMG
AKGirlinSD 20
28, that would be illegal for the nurse/caretaker to take a shower. Instead, OP should be commended for helping the really sick people that others would never even think of doing.
EvilTwinny 11
Did anyone else wonder why she didn't take his socks off first? Because bending down to take his socks off would place her head near the region where the diaper would have been. Regardless if he was sitting or standing. I just think it would have been safer to remove the diaper last!