Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML
Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML
Today, I almost burned the house down while changing a lightbulb. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven, I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was only wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and, um… stuff. FML
Today, I went to sit on my bed in the pitch black and I somehow completely misjudged where I was standing in the room, so I missed the bed entirely and sat down on thin air. With nothing to stop me falling, I landed full bore on my ass and felt my coccyx snap. FML
Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
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jezane 9
Wasn't that a "bright" idea...
yahoowizard 16
I must ask, were you wearing pants?
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Comments (62)
Namerkp2 8
Your and your??
ravenxcorvinus 9
*is wonderinf if this is the same person that sat on their glasses..*
MissFits_fml 6
At least it wasn't a thumbtack.
KiddNYC1O 22
I'd rather sit on a thumb tack than sit on a light bulb and have glass lacerate my ass and balls...
Mister_Triangle 21
I'v sat on a thumb tack before. Wasn't so bad
YoBud 4
1 Guy and a lightbulb
MisterMan795 4
Were u naked?
cscott3131 0
Look before you leap... Or sit.
Clamcreepy 7
A hard head makes for a soft ass
conqueror57 11
Next time you sit down to ********** to internet ****, try doing it with your pants on and just the fly unzipped.
doltkid 3
pics or it didn't happen...
Bullheard 0
hige gash on my ass