Today, I got a once-in-a-lifetime chance to see Hamilton. My friend kept complaining and asking very loudly why it was "just about that one guy". We got kicked out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML
Today, I went to see a once-in-a-lifetime moment when the Olympic torch passed through my town. I waited for 3 hours only to get a bruise from a man shoving me out of the way at the exact moment it went past. FML
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Top comments
Alaina Heuerman 21
I don’t care who it is they are outta my life. Ain’t nobody gonna get me kicked out of my favorite musical.
RichardPencil 32
When the usher came, you should have denied knowing your “friend.”
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Comments (23)
user53658 15
Hamilton as in 'Louis Hamilton, the F1-driver' ?
Charlie Given 28
No as in Alexander Hamilton one of the founding fathers of the USA.
EmDizzle2007 28
congrats on understanding humor.
chubbear 14
WHOOOOOSH
RichardPencil 32
No, you idiot, George Hamilton, the very sun-tanned actor. Duh!
boopingsnoot 25
Unfriend him
Alaina Heuerman 21
I don’t care who it is they are outta my life. Ain’t nobody gonna get me kicked out of my favorite musical.
dexter420 21
Hamiton in real life was a pos. His killer burr was the real gentleman. And also that show will run a long time
evilplatypus 39
I’ve read several biographies. Burr was a swindler and a manwhore (possibly an incestuous manwhore, but the evidence there is circumstantial).
chessu 21
Maybe they won the £20 lottery which seems to be impossible to win
chessu 21
Maybe they won the £20 lottery which seems to be impossible to win
crsyldy 19
You mean your ex-friend, right?
RichardPencil 32
When the usher came, you should have denied knowing your “friend.”
thatslifeiguess7 16
I can't imagine the amount of money you lost but I'd sue this ex friend
real life problems 26
Why is sueing people the go-to solution? Especially your friend?
Chazzster 32
OP - I’m really sorry, your friend is a total jerk or an idiot. Either they were rude and stupid enough not to realize they were being distracting to the people around you or they were trying to get you thrown out. Either way, that’s not what a real friend does. It’s better to go alone to an event than to go with someone who’s just not into the event, even if they are your friend. You might even have met someone who shared your interest if you had gone alone.
tounces7 28
If he's intentionally talking loudly during a play he's pretty much an asshole no matter what way you look at it.
tounces7 28
If he's intentionally talking loudly during a play he's pretty much an asshole no matter what way you look at it.
lucasj23 11
your friend is a complete idiot
Charlie Given 28
Wow now that's not a friend if he didn't like it he should have left,but it's a really popular play, it's like cats it'll be playing for yrs...