Today, my wife and I got into a massive argument after she started a YouTube channel for our young daughter. I explained that I’m not comfortable with god knows who looking at our kid. Apparently, I’m just being paranoid. She’s already recorded our entire house, including my daughter's bedroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife and I got frisky in the living room, completely forgetting we recently gave our adult daughter access to our home security cameras for safety reasons. The cameras didn’t see anything but she now keeps making fun of my orgasm noises, which apparently she found hilarious. FML
Today, my wife and I have been fighting and she's accusing me of being too controlling because I absolutely forbid her from putting pictures of our kids on social media. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been making videos every time she babysits my kids (who are 2 and 6 years-old) and uploading them to YouTube. She's retired, but out of boredom and need for attention, she seems to have tried making a family vlog channel, but with MY kids. FML
Today, I found out my 36 year-old wife has been cyberstalking an 18 year old-girl for a week. Why? Because the girl doesn’t believe in QAnon. I found out when my wife’s online business started getting backlash. FML
Today, thanks to my wife, our 11 year-old daughter is completely obsessed with serial killers, cults, and true crime. My wife thinks it’s funny and harmless; meanwhile I’m legitimately worried about our child’s mental health. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML
Today, just like almost every other day, my mom goes onto the computer and scolds me for what I watch on YouTube, even when the videos aren't that graphic. Today she scolded me because she found out that I'd watched videos related to the Max Headroom signal intrusion back in '87. Why can't I just watch what I want? FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of being insecure and feeling threatened by the fact that she has a daughter from a previous relationship. She's vaguely right; I feel threatened, but mainly because the psycho keeps threatening to stab me to death when her mom isn't around to hear. FML
Today, my mum excitedly discussed with me the prospect of starting a mother-son YouTube duo. Thinking she was joking, I went along with it. She is now installing a 24-hour webcam in the house to record our conversations, which she perceives as hilarious, and is going to upload them. FML
Today, I told my wife I had a huge Zoom interview and could not be disturbed under any circumstances. Nevertheless, she called her mom, got into a screaming argument the interviewer could clearly hear, then came into my office to cry on my shoulder. She doesn't understand why I'm furious with her. FML
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Top comments
Lennie Mcfish 19
I do not blame you. try to see if you can report the channel on YouTube
AmbrosiaFan 19
Wow, so anyone who views that channel can not only know you've got a young daughter, but also the whole layout of your house. You are in the right. Take that channel down!
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Comments (7)
Lennie Mcfish 19
I do not blame you. try to see if you can report the channel on YouTube
AmbrosiaFan 19
Wow, so anyone who views that channel can not only know you've got a young daughter, but also the whole layout of your house. You are in the right. Take that channel down!
mackdeezy 22
Didn't YT make a big fuss about this recently and are cracking down? You need to tell your wife that she can get the both if you in trouble.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
i'm sorry but your wife is ******* retarded
RichardPencil 32
Is your kid attractive? If she's fugly, you have no worries. Pedos have standards, too.
Ambrily 27
With this comment, you're reaching a new low, friend.
bloopaloop 27
Nice house bro!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
People like your wife annoy me. Using their kids to try to become popular or make money... sounds like that's what she's doing. I despise the parents of Ryan's World because that's exactly what they're doing - exploiting their child.