Today, I was changing my clothes with my dog in the room. As I took off my shirt, he looked at me, ran into the corner, and threw up. Well that's a confidence booster. FML
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Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML
Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML
Today, I was home sick and playing with my dog. I suddenly felt the urge to throw up, so I sprinted to the bathroom. My dog thought this was an invitation to chase me and tackle me to the floor. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML
Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML
Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML
Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML
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dramaelf 37
My cat never judges me by my appearance! He ignores me no matter what I look like.
pixierara 28
I doubt that was he reason the dog threw up, and I'm sure you're not gross enough to be able to bring that kind of reaction, but if you don't like how you look better yourself for you.... Not for your dog ;)
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Comments (41)
Xion0014 20
Maybe he was just sick and you were feeling insecure when they threw up.
JimNM 8
Maybe he thought you were peeling your skin off? I'd throw up at that
CaroAurelia 12
Don't worry about it. Dogs are absolutely ******* weird. This is the species that drinks from the toilet. I doubt the sight of you with your shirt off would offend his sensibilities,
missmisery86 11
haha too funny. im sure it was just a coincidence though
AletheDefender 15
I always feel weird changing in front of pets, like I'm corrupting their innocence or something
Creed_Aprooved 12
dats dig version of a nosebleed, stay sexy bby
amb27 7
at least he ran into the corner to puke, right?
kristen5286 12
I'm sorry but I laughed my ass off
dreadlocmask 15
This very same FML was posted a few years ago. Why are people reposting this stuff
vesquivel62 12
Meg, you should know this by now, Brian could have died because of you. Next time close your door.