Today, I was changing my clothes with my dog in the room. As I took off my shirt, he looked at me, ran into the corner, and threw up. Well that's a confidence booster. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML
Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML
Today, I was home sick and playing with my dog. I suddenly felt the urge to throw up, so I sprinted to the bathroom. My dog thought this was an invitation to chase me and tackle me to the floor. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML
Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML
Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML
Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML
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dramaelf 37
My cat never judges me by my appearance! He ignores me no matter what I look like.
pixierara 28
I doubt that was he reason the dog threw up, and I'm sure you're not gross enough to be able to bring that kind of reaction, but if you don't like how you look better yourself for you.... Not for your dog ;)
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Comments (41)
Mynamewontfi 40
Maybe he thought your shirt was a part of your body and when you took it off, he got horrified and puked. Or he was just sick, that's also possible.
CharlieM78 9
Yeah because that's your dogs way of saying he finds you unattractive. When they don't do that it means they want you to carry their pups.
chaseafterwind82 29
He might be male, but your dog sounds like a real bitch. :-)
confused_wandere 26
Sexism AND stupidity in the same sentence! An instant FML classic!
mds9986 24
It was a pun because a female dog is called a bitch.
Anchovy11 7
Oh no sexism to female dogs :(
frenchyB 14
I think ur pin is funny and people should lighten up haha?
beeferjay 34
there is someone out there for everyone. if you don't believe me, just go to walmart and watch people.
samlovesham1234 9
I think it was just a coincidence. I'm sure you look fine.
worldclassrager 41
Your dog had something he shouldn't...it has nothing to do with you
bradoiler 15
depending on the breed of dog and certain things like if you changed his food or different things in the air he may have just been feeling under weather like we homans tend to do, dont think much of it dogs are the only creatures on the planet that love unconditionally
AyeJay101 25
Meg Griffin? Is that you?
fluffydress 2
Ha! Most dogs have 8 nipples, right? He was probably wondering where your other 6 were.
benlridder 10
I guess bitchs are judgemental