Pandamomma
Dunn, United States
Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
Top comments
brainymes 30
Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!
pratikp03 22
Your kid is awesome
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (320)
Higgy90 11
How is this an fml. Thats funny as hell!!
lylecrocodile110 2
Kudos to your son. At this rate he'll be fist fighting at age 4
systemofadylan 9
Metal as ****, dude.
Hhello10984 9
People need to mind their own business
night_saint 5
she deserved it.
dudeperfect101 6
They deserved it
DrummerWS 23
congratulations your son is a badass!
Chezzlova 5
I think that's actually extremely adorable!
Pandamomma 2
hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.
fantasyworld 39
Why do strangers like giving parenting advice?
mackdeezy 22
It's OK OP, she had it coming.
ArashiGirl 13
Don't feel bad. XD My mom didn't apologize to jerks and neither should you. It's a mom eat jerks who pick on helpless babies world.
RabbitOfAurora 28
My first instinct would be that she was joking, because what the hell else your son meant to do at that age? Not to mention the role physical contact plays in how he bonds with you. But if she was serious, then yeah.. she deserved it.
Futacy 30
Don't feel bad, they deserved it. That's what they get for going around judging people, especially a four month-old, who probably can barely crawl yet, let alone walk.
dryersheet 11
An old lady told me to shut my kid the **** up. I WISH he had barfed on her.
Frammy007 7
I would have made some comment about him feeling sick and how she deserved it. I hope your son is feeling better and that she got to spend the rest of her day in vomit-covered clothing.
randomvisitor 6
Give that kid a treat and enjoy the moment OP!
atiggerx33 6
your kid is awesome, you shouldn't have even apologized, I would have just said "you wanna talk like your his mother, then you can get puked on too". Even if holding a baby, that can't crawl or walk, and doing the right thing by not exposing him to the awful germs in a shopping cart (people cough into their hands and then grab the carts, other kids touch them get their snot and drool all over their hands and then on the cart, just a disease nest) would spoil him, it is none of their damn business.
jamnglamgirlie 17
Can't even walk and already defending Mommies honor
amadisdemitrius 5
Oh those details make it better and makes more sense. cause as it was posted, i think things couldnt have gone better.
ligerzero459 24
Don't feel bad. You kid has the makings of an awesome person already!
furubafan74 18
Your child is awesome.
Nyx7 24
OP your child is wonderful
CapDeMilo 4
Good job baby