Pandamomma
Dunn, United States
Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
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brainymes 30
Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!
pratikp03 22
Your kid is awesome
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Respect101 17
Actually its also bad for too much contact. Because you may just be a carrier for a illness and pass it to your kid. But seems like with today's medicine it's worth the risk to stay as close as you want to your kid.
cookie1207 19
That was awesome
Korra_fml 23
um... 4 month olds CANT walk!!... so, are you supposed to have him crawling around the store getting stepped on by people who cant see him?!? what an idiotic comment.
atiggerx33 6
at 4 months they can't even crawl, that's a 6 month thing. Even putting him in the seat in the cart, his muscles might give out causing him to slam his head off something (and those things are hard). Not even to mention all the germs found in a cart.
newburton13 26
Four months old? What, do they expect him to walk? That's not an FML. That's justice.
elizacandle 29
I'm gonna go with " She Deserved it" he's 4 months old, not 4 years.
1usernamehere 5
He is just looking after his mom
Ilikepie82479 20
That a way boy
ManicGypsy 22
This is just too good. It's not an FML, it's more like "**** that couple in line who doesn't know what they are talking about and should mind their own damn business". Yeah.
ExcitingChives 10
How else is the kid supposed to get around? Last I checked four month olds cant walk
emichu 10
too bad there is no 'they deserved it' button