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Pandamomma Dunn, United States

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

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Pandamomma 2

hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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brainymes 30

Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

pratikp03 22

Your kid is awesome

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Comments (320)

rjt93 18

Best "" you made my day"" FML ever

stargirl_95 24

Honestly those people deserved it. They should learn to keep their unsolicited advice to themselves

hannah_cheers 30

I agree with a lot of other people. Why is this an fml? Your kid is awesome.

hannah_cheers 30

Wtf why is this moderated? I only said that kid is awesome.

Nina1988 20

Your son is awesome!

zsaddayz 16

Id like to see a four month old walk!!!!!!

frazrael 2

4 months old... and already know how to deal with ignorant people... I am so proud of that kid.

joopjoop 19

why is this an FML? some people were jerks and your kid showed them what's up. your kid is awesome! I would have laughed too and told them that's what they get for being nosey assholes...

Gweedo65 16

That's actually pretty awesome

Deathhound 27

They deserved that one. I'd laugh about it.