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Pandamomma Dunn, United States

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

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Pandamomma 2

hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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brainymes 30

Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

pratikp03 22

Your kid is awesome

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Comments (320)

kittylevin 8

What else do you do with a four-month-old? Just leave it on the ground to suffer while you shop? What is wrong with those people?

AFaye3964 17

your baby knows whats up! lol

organolithium_fml 9

I'm seriously in a pinch here. I can neither vote fyl or ydi. Your kid rocks!

stephers444 17

They totally deserved that. He's only four months old!

DogeMan 14

Your kids like deal with it

TheLadyOpal 30

See, that's how you say "**** off" in baby language.

jsheffres 19

I don't see this as a bad thing

EdmTeacherGirl 2

I can't believe how many people think it's acceptable to give parenting "advice" to total strangers. OP, your baby's vomit said more than words ever could.

AerBear115 15

I love your son already hahaha!!!!