Pandamomma
Dunn, United States
Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
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brainymes 30
Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!
pratikp03 22
Your kid is awesome
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gay_flavored_cx 16
What the hell is it supposed to do if you're not supposed to carry it? Roll around. Even if the baby knows how to crawl those floors are probably disgusting! And how is it spoiling the child, if it's only 4 MONTHS old. I would understand if it was years. But months
Gremlinswife 13
I think you quite possibly have the smartest child on the planet!
PraparAnis 19
Serves them right.
gengecat 12
I would have laughed and told them it serves u right
AHSBaseballkid3 10
Thats a golden moment right there
princessofthedrk 13
I don't think your life sucks or you deserve it, but think this is AWESOME!!! Although if I had gotten barfed on that would suck. Lol
kxm 1
U have an awesome child
sleepyglowstar 32
This actually isn't a **** your life. It's a "your kid is a ******* legend"
worldclassrager 41
Can he seriously vomit on command or something? That's cool yet disturbing... He's four months if he was maybe 48 months or more then I could see a small issue
funneh1 21
Best. Kid. Ever.