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Pandamomma Dunn, United States

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

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hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

Your kid is awesome

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If this site had a like button, I would put it

strawberrywine22 30

put it where?

Sugar_ray17 3

is your son the exorcist?

#103: I won't apologise because unlike you, I don't need validation from lesser minds!

#103: I won't apologise because unlike you, I don't need validation from lesser minds!

What the hell are you on about?

I view this as a win .. People need to learn to keep their parenting views to themselves.

Seriously? He's only four months old. I carry my four month old around in stores. It's not like they can walk.

Kr1ket927 15

Wow. Some people aren't very bright. Do they suggest you throw a leash on him and drag him around the store?! geez

I agree with the others. He's 4 months old. I mean if he were 7 or 8 that might be odd. Ridiculous people.

QueenofWheels 13

Still wouldn't be their place to say anything

n_guidry 3

You should be proud of him

That's pretty awesome actually. that old lady had it coming

I hate when other people try to tell you how to raise your kids.

Where's the button "They deserved it"? Your son rocks!