Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
Pandamomma
Dunn, United States
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hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.
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brainymes 30
Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!
pratikp03 22
Your kid is awesome
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fml_ajll 11
If this site had a like button, I would put it
strawberrywine22 30
put it where?
Sugar_ray17 3
is your son the exorcist?
muzy 23
#103: I won't apologise because unlike you, I don't need validation from lesser minds!
muzy 23
#103: I won't apologise because unlike you, I don't need validation from lesser minds!
Mandaeryn 10
What the hell are you on about?
carlyhammond 7
I view this as a win .. People need to learn to keep their parenting views to themselves.
beezybaby4714 20
Seriously? He's only four months old. I carry my four month old around in stores. It's not like they can walk.
Kr1ket927 15
Wow. Some people aren't very bright. Do they suggest you throw a leash on him and drag him around the store?! geez
sgardner10682 4
I agree with the others. He's 4 months old. I mean if he were 7 or 8 that might be odd. Ridiculous people.
QueenofWheels 13
Still wouldn't be their place to say anything
n_guidry 3
You should be proud of him
dogfan 4
That's pretty awesome actually. that old lady had it coming
Danielle2438 11
I hate when other people try to tell you how to raise your kids.
Blondie_0509 6
Where's the button "They deserved it"? Your son rocks!