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Pandamomma Dunn, United States

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

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hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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brainymes 30

Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

pratikp03 22

Your kid is awesome

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TheNamezZero 5

He's a keeper!

martin8337 36

A little weapon of mass destruction?

grtfuldeadlovr 27

So he is supposed to be walked at the age that lady is a moron.

sannah_fml 8

I hope that, when I choose to procreate, my spawn will be as awesome as yours, OP.

havahnegila 22

Serendipity at it's finest !!! :D :D

CSXIV 19

FYL for having to apologize to the older couple-but they SO had it coming.

RedPillSucks 33

This is really advice for older kids. Your kid must be big for his age. However, that's stuff they could have kept to themselves.

ThepurpleCow 19

That baby loves his momma.

fantasyworld 39

He can't walk. His response was awesome.