Today, I absentmindedly posted a story of me and my boyfriend to my main stories instead of my “Close Friends” list where my husband is excluded. My husband saw the post. I’m dead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally shared the pictures about my date with my side chick on my main stories instead of my “Close friends” list, where I'd excluded my girlfriend. I realized this when all my stuff was sitting outside our apartment when I got home. FML
Today, my husband woke me up by sending me a picture of a guy I used to semi-see. The same night my boyfriend sent me a furious text asking why I didn’t tell him I’m married, because my husband has found his Instagram and was harassing him online. Like, leave me alone. FML
Today, I saw my husband’s Instagram story of a young lady captioned, “How did I get so lucky?” I took a screenshot of it and sent it to him. His only defense was, “Oh fuck, I meant to post that to my Close Friends! It’s not what it looks like!” He's called me 14 times and has left 6 voicemails of him sobbing to not leave him. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, my husband claimed to have gone to a baseball game by himself. My best friend posted a story where she went to that same game. My husband’s hand was in the background. He told me nothing happened between them and they went as just friends. He didn’t tell me because he “thought I’d be mad.” FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Top comments
Anderling 33
I genuinely hope he fleeces you in the divorce.
Justkidding100 41
damn **** you and all your 'close friends' that kept your boyfriend a secret. How vain are you that even you sideboy needs to be fawned over on social media?
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Comments (19)
joseph_rod_05 14
you WHAT?
cuz803 46
Update us if you survive. I hope he gives you what you deserve.
Christina Winden 22
You’re an idiot
Anderling 33
I genuinely hope he fleeces you in the divorce.
RichardPencil 32
It's a given that your husband should divorce you where you're clearly at fault. The question is: does your boyfriend dump you for being such an idiot?
lalalaila777 24
why not be honest and ethical about wanting other partners? why stab him in the heart and lie? there's obviously something wrong with not being able to honestly communicate your needs, you should work on communicating with the people in your life truthfully. good luck to you all
Justkidding100 41
damn **** you and all your 'close friends' that kept your boyfriend a secret. How vain are you that even you sideboy needs to be fawned over on social media?
CJMajor86 9
If you didn't cheat, you wouldn't have to worry. You made your own bed, lie in it.
poopface82 25
If your husband didn’t want you to get a boyfriend, he should have been a better husband.
Ubehage 32
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Wait, there's more... Hahahahahahahahaha! You f**king deserve it!