Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, I was walking to my car from my workplace. When I was about 20 feet from my car, a guy who was clearly on drugs yelled at me and stole my keys and car. Right before leaving the parking lot, he hit a stop sign and then yelled that my car was broken and ran off. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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Lalala579121 28
Not really sure a pizza should be driving to begin with.
SadLonelySloth 7
I really hope you didn't get hurt too bad, but also I can't stop laughing at you name!
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Comments (29)
wmayrhofer 18
If i stumbled into a carjacking i would probably run too
Watervixen 27
Customer-My pizza didn't arrive in 15 minutes is it free? In all seriousness I hope you get better soon.
Inkoseh 33
Check to see if there was cctv nearby! If you were at home, I'm sorry. Ask all the shops!
RichardPencil 32
Hit-and-run is a crime, but carjacking-and-running is how the scheme works. If a carjacker stayed to render aid to the stranded motorist, that wouldn't be very effective.
mikepzz 27
Might not press charged if it was me though. Bloke stayed to help, il let him rob the next guy lol
CookiMnster916 8
Grand Theft Auto in real life
acmariner99 25
And this ladies and gentlemen is why many of us Americans are so adamant about our self-defense rights.
MrEpicSqueaky101 18
Pretty sure you wouldnt have enough room to get a gun out or enough time.
species4872 20
Would you still be saying that if you were a bystander minding your own business behind the car, and you was hit by a stray bullet from someone exercising those rights???
acmariner99 25
I'm not going to put what ifs above my or my family's safety. I carry and I train. Just because I am not military or law enforcement doesn't mean I can't hit what I'm aiming at. You're welcome to gamble with your life, I'm not.
species4872 20
You still don't see it. I wasn't talking about you protecting yourself but someone else with the gun and you or your wife,child are an innocent bystander. In this situation you are forced into a far greater gamble for your life, their life because now you must rely on the other person who may not have been trained or just is a lousy shot to hit their target. And if they missed??
cootiequeen4444 11
would a carjacker even take on a car with a family in it. all the instances I heard of are of just the carjacker and a single driver. Otherwise it would get too messy and colluded so hypothetically speaking if you are driving around with your family, you shouldn't really worry about a carjacking happening. Plus if the carjacker had a gun and you were with your family then you pulling out your own gun would potentially put your family more at risk than all of you just bailing and giving up the car. screw first ammendment politics and use common sense first.
species4872 20
#45 The scenario I suggest is that the person, his wife or kids aren't in the car but bystanders walking, standing on the street which get caught up in situation just because they are there. The situation evolves the driver pulls out a gun, goes to shoot the carjacker, misses and hits one or more of the bystanders perhaps killing or maiming them. Would anyone in that position if it was one of their loved ones be still so adamant about the right to carry arms by just anyone? Now I am not anti gun but find it amazing that anyone can carry a weapon and apparently use it anyway they see fit under the guise of "self protection" I just wanted a honest answer under those conditions.
gonnakms 10
Sounds like a mission straight outta GTA 5
Chill_Bruh 10
You gonna get a lot of money ?
zaidthunder1 27
No better way to add insult to injury.
FRANTICPANTMAN 21
I voted "I agree, your life sucks", but then I saw your name and decided that you deserve it!