Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time left. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
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morgann4826 0
time to stop watching so much ****
daniel1_1 13
I pity the fool.
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dbreitenfeld 0
You couldn't have had one tab that wasn't ****? If you need **** that bad you should try finding a girl.
devil1337 4
Windows Logo + M shortcut is always useful
bri1201 0
Question: if she took your phone and computer how's you post this FML?
marrisarashelle7 0
YDI, sorry bro but that's a no go.
Spottedfeather 7
How old are you that your mom could take away your stuff ? Also, it's a pretty good idea to have at least one tab be Google.
BubbleGrunge84 7
Ok,, from a female **** watchers perspective (que the "omg gross a female watching ****" people), browsing six tabs of **** doesn't not indicate OP has a problem. First off, right click open tab is amazing because you keep your place on the original tab. If your browsing sites of any kind, you would more then likely do the same. It's just easier. If I'm watching a video l, I like to keep a few open of the first few minutes of one doesn't tickle my fancy so to speak. OP, I'm sorry your mother is treating your sexuality this way. She shouldn't, it's nothing to be ashamed of and most people **********. Frankly, she should have done the act like nothing happened thing and walked back out. Watching **** doesn't make you weird or creepy. If you were banging some chick, you'd be getting pats on the back. Hope your punishment doesn't last too long buddy!
yusaku02 20
Finally someone who gets it. 6 tabs is not excessive in the least.
BubbleGrunge84 7
Sorry...doesn't not should be just doesn't. :)
GoldenGrizzly 7
Thank you, someone get it. :D I think the mother has a right to decide what is going on in her home, since she is paying for the internet and **** is not a right, so to speak. Op should have known better than to look up **** in a home that does not approve of it at a time the mom would have come in. However, people should be allowed to express their sexuality in a healthy and safe environment and the mother totally overreacted on this one. Not sure why the phone was taken away, though.
Calyx_fml 22
That's why We have door locks. Install one. For your Mom's protection.
Calyx_fml 22
Another suggestion. If locks aren't allowed then rearrange your room so that no one who bursts into the room can see the screen. The desk does not have to face the wall.
diva0221 4
Dumb ass
haynes254 0
Time for the real thing or a smartphone lmfao