Today, I found out that my cross-dressing father and my recently deceased mother were having a much more "open" relationship then they'd let on, when the sheriff's department finally gave me mom's phone back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I found out on Facebook that my mom and step-dad have an open marriage. To make matters worse, my step-dad shamed me for not being more sex positive. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Today, I found out that my mom had read my diary because she was worried. She now knows details about my depression, details about my sex life, such as how I lost my virginity, to whom (I don't have a boyfriend), and what condition I was in at the time (drunk as a duck). She also showed my dad. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
You might not want to investigate this too hard. "The More You Know" is not a good idea here.
tounces7 28
I'm more wondering why the sheriff's department had your moms phone in the first place.
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
You might not want to investigate this too hard. "The More You Know" is not a good idea here.
Vesi 30
They are adults and chose to live their best life. Who is anyone to judge? Sounds like they were pretty fantastic people in general! =)
tounces7 28
I'm more wondering why the sheriff's department had your moms phone in the first place.
SJKatt 15
If the death was suspicious or part of an ongoing investigation (Drugs, or was with someone they're investigating when they died) they will keep the phone to check for information.
rainbowdonnareed 18
How old are you? Obviously they found something that worked. If they got married in the 60's or 70's they probably did key parties
SJKatt 15
As someone with two dead parents who were into some strange stuff; why did you look through her phone??? You had to know there would at least be some ******* or dick pics.
therealtruman 9
'than...' 🙄
kfchicken 31
YDI for going through her phone. also their sex life is their choice. why are you judging your recently deceased mother? that's cold blooded.