Today, I was bored so I got my little brother's toy spaceship and a teddy bear, went to my room and started flying them around, having dog fights, making explosion noises and humming epic orchestral music. My mom opened my bedroom door, showing our new hot female neighbour around the house. I'm 19. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, a door-to-door salesman came to my apartment. I was too lazy to change from my teddy bear print pajamas, fuzzy socks and pink slippers when opening the door to him. He took one look at me and asked, "Hello darling, are your mommy and daddy home?" I'm 22 and live here on my own. FML
Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML
Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML
Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML
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joanjett 0
Ok, YDI.
xgetxbentx 13
7 - lots of 19 year olds still live at home. especially with today's economy, it's much cheaper to live at home while in college. now, if he's 19, living at home, and being a lazy bum then there's an issue. op - ydi for not finding something better to do. I find it very hard to believe that there was NOTHING else you could have been doing.
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Comments (193)
munny_fml 7
well ******* done dumbass
Shookitup 0
Awh it's like Toy Story :)
Duveed 0
I <3 Toy Story : )
wwerulez14 6
Toy Story= my favorite kids movie :D
devildog420x 0
ew no
Justincolon22 15
only the first one
extremenoodles 0
Aww it's not that bad, people are ridiculously concerned with 'acting your age' and all that jazz. Maybe she's one of those people that appreciates a little immaturity. Odds are I'll have some people replying with 'go play with your dolls you stupid ****' (which is obviously a very valid insult) but if I were that girl I may or may not have joined you :D
catatonicsleep 17
I agree I think its really cute and funny when my boyfriend makes toys talk in silly voices to make me laugh, nothing wrong with acting immaturely sometimes...
CitrusGirl 0
my boyfriend and I play legoes all the time together
coco_MOO 0
^win :D
GawZ 0
go play with ur dolls u stupid ****
succubusprime 0
but do you/your SOs play those games when you're/they're alone as well? One thing is to be cute and nostalgic together, it's quite another ball game when you're alone in your room acting like that.
aryanna8996 5
your comment is so awesome. I would have probably joined too then we could have a toy party... im such a dork haha (:
stitch_book 4
people show their new neighbors around the house? am i the only person who didn't know this?!
redbluegreen 41
It sounds pretty uncommon, but I can't say my neighbors haven't shown me around their house after a cup of lemonade. I suppose it does happen. She was probably more or less introducing the family, rather than showing the house.
jinxthejinx 0
Why, WHY, would your mother be showing the neighbor every room in the house, as well as not even knocking on your door?! You're nineteen, you should have a little privacy! And I'll say this, there are worse things you could have been doing at the time! Be glad that's all you were caught doing, you silly boy.
MuuuChuuu 5
I agree!
ygdrassil 17
Well she probably assumed it was okay, seeing as it clearly wasn't locked.
wwerulez14 6
46, not everyone has locks on their doors! I don't, nor am I allowed. Cause odds are I'd lock it at night so I can sleep in without interruption :D
VinceCarter 0
ask her if shed like to take a ride on your 'space ship'
Pro_Nothing 9
Put toy soldiers in a table and try to shoot them with a eraser and a ruler. Ps. it could have been worse, you could've been masterbating
mattNL 0
could have been worse though, you could have been masturbating when they came in the room. YDI when you play with toys as soon as you get bored
BEX77 0
far out, if you're 19 & bored, you SHOULD have been masterbating!!
fadingaway 17
This sounds like something from MLIA. I don't think she'd care, almost everyone does stupid/random shit when they're alone. She might like it that you're fun. You couldn't have known your mom would open the door.