Today, I was bored so I got my little brother's toy spaceship and a teddy bear, went to my room and started flying them around, having dog fights, making explosion noises and humming epic orchestral music. My mom opened my bedroom door, showing our new hot female neighbour around the house. I'm 19. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, a door-to-door salesman came to my apartment. I was too lazy to change from my teddy bear print pajamas, fuzzy socks and pink slippers when opening the door to him. He took one look at me and asked, "Hello darling, are your mommy and daddy home?" I'm 22 and live here on my own. FML
Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML
Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML
Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML
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joanjett 0
Ok, YDI.
xgetxbentx 13
7 - lots of 19 year olds still live at home. especially with today's economy, it's much cheaper to live at home while in college. now, if he's 19, living at home, and being a lazy bum then there's an issue. op - ydi for not finding something better to do. I find it very hard to believe that there was NOTHING else you could have been doing.
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Comments (193)
baconbutton 1
he never said he was 19. and don't feel too bad OP, it could have been much worse.
xxgallardolp560 5
Read again, he did say he is 19z. dumbass囧
brianjman14 23
Ok, seriously. YDI. Grow up.
baconbutton 1
oops thought he said SHE was 19
lorchan 0
Don't worry about it, mate. I'm 16 and my friends and I have massive Dalek vs. Stormtrooper battles because we have Star Wars toys hanging around from our childhood and Doctor Who stuff from our current figure collections. Toys are not just for children. Toys are awesome. If she doesn't at very least find it a little charming, she's probably a little shallow.
Spastastic 6
Dalek vs. Stormtrooper battles? That is AMAZING.
succubusprime 0
but do you play those games when you're alone as well?
aryanna8996 5
I love it!! why dont I know more people like you guys!?!
perdix 31
This reminds me of when I was in college and they served baked potatoes at dinner. After we ate, I'd take a couple of leftover potatoes and stage a Demolition Derby complete with automotive sound effects and running commentary, culminating with a massive head-on collision that sent potato chunks flying several tables away. It got lots of laughs and became a popular tradition at my dorm, but, for the record, it never got me laid.
womblebat 2
if i was that hot female neighbour, i'd join in.
xxjoseph1543xx 0
how the **** did he deserve it????
hahafylbutydi 0
haha seriously, wtf were u doing?
horizonflyer9 0
thats cute!
WannabeJew 0
Growing up is overrated. Seriously. I was so concerned with being taken seriously in high school and middle school I never had as much fun as I could have and regret it. In college and young adulthood, it's a new ball game. I own several toys (especially RC cars), coloring books, a huge pack of crayons, sketchbooks to color in, childish games for my console... when you get to college, you take a step back and realize that your childhood lasts about 15 years. The rest of your life is three times that (and that's only counting if you live to sixty). Then you end up an adult and, frankly, you start wondering if you can turn in your membership card. I take care of my bills and my responsibilities, but I always have a few minutes a day for my RC car or coloring books. So maybe she was hot, OP, but if she can't find a little fun in what you were doing, she's probably just boring anyway.