Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, I had the best time of my life with the girl of my dreams. I took her out to lunch, we went to the beach to jetski and had a romantic walk. It was the perfect day. Then, in the evening, I had to go home to my boring wife. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's sister and within a few hours we were in love. Seriously, personality-wise I’ve had more fun today just talking with her sister than I have for over a year dating my girlfriend, including the sex. We don’t want to cheat and hurt her sister. This sucks. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML
Today, a girl I really liked mentioned she was home alone and that she was really really lonely. She offered for me to come over and watch a few movies with her, and as I got prepared to leave, she sent me a text saying, "Can you pick up my friend Spencer?" FML
Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
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buffalosaurus 0
No no no, this is a good thing! She'll be over at your house more, your sister will approve, and you pretty much won brownie points for having a cool family. You win.
24788 7
**** blocked by your own sister.
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Comments (18)
ETFQT8U 0
Happened to me, my sister, my brother, and his girlfriend.
missmontreal97 4
sounds like me, my bf, and his sister.
buffalosaurus 0
No no no, this is a good thing! She'll be over at your house more, your sister will approve, and you pretty much won brownie points for having a cool family. You win.
24788 7
**** blocked by your own sister.
fckaduck 0
Meh...boring.
TheTacoMan 24
Boring just like your comment?
lifesux007 0
Haha nice
SarahsWickedGame 0
={D
austinkarimi 0
kill your sister
ivygirl 0
agreed #10 just kill the girl
rawrlily 0
exactly
ncvolley123 8
I did that to my older bro!!!