Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I babysat our neighbors' 10 year-old. After a while, he challenged us to a pillow fight. I opted out, but she accepted. I went to use the bathroom and I came back to find her face down on the floor, as he sat on her back bashing a pillow against her head. What the hell did I miss? FML
Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I had to babysit a 9 year-old girl. I hadn't slept for almost 40 hours and fell half-asleep while sitting on her couch for two minutes. She asked me something, but I thought it was a dream and answered with, "Your mom's a hoe." When I woke up, I realized I'd said it out loud instead of in my head. FML
Today, I was bored so I got my little brother's toy spaceship and a teddy bear, went to my room and started flying them around, having dog fights, making explosion noises and humming epic orchestral music. My mom opened my bedroom door, showing our new hot female neighbour around the house. I'm 19. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
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Nick_Corso 17
I don't know how you could respond to that
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
Looks like she found hung so low.
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Comments (64)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I usually have no problem with kids being curious about sex, it's only natural, but I find that kinda weird that she could play "orgy make believe". Where did she get the idea from?
anrou8 9
maybe television or friends/family
WolfLady 18
How old is she? Because that's a sign of something going on in her life that is not okay.
brandoneyez1 25
Children emulate things they see , so is she watching **** or her parents have regular guests over. ?
vlalam 24
wow, she figured out life it seems
ELoni_fml 25
Bye bye childhood
marijuflowers 6
Omfg. That poor little girl. Either people have been talking too much, her parents are creeps and don't lock the door/leave **** around or she's been abused. Anything but the latter I hope :(
TypeOneDiabetic 4
Or she's a little girl who is smart enough to realize that mommy and daddy sleep in the same bed, she might sometimes hear those noises through her wall, and the women on all of mommies magazines are doing poses like that. Or, when OP says "little girl" they mean a 12 or 13 year old girl who is old enough to know about sex and just came up with this orgy on her own. Maybe they were supposed to be fighting and she just isn't any good at making the noises.
RedPillSucks 33
Little girl could mean anything. The age is not specified. While I agree that a 12/13 year old would know some of this stuff, they probably wouldn't be playing with barbies by themselves. I'm guessing that the child is more around the 5-8 year range then this becomes more alarming behavior. We're talking about an orgy, not a one-on-one curious experiment.
QXR2 14
Sounds like a rather forceful orgy.
Bekll 31
I don't know how old she is, but that's pretty sad. My female Barbie dolls would make out with each other, but I didn't even know about sex when I was in my single digits.
marijuflowers 6
Also in response to some of the doubters about this potentially being sexual abuse, you may need to realise a few things, I don't care how wide you think your eyes are open. I'm not saying it's definitively abuse, but like someone else said - it's a possible sign of it!! These things have to be taken seriously -every single time- so people don't skip over the actual incidences.
6demon6spawn6 12
or maybe her parents have sex all the time
SmittyJA24 26
Oh, the force is strong in this one!