Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my friend's house, when she commented that her dog's fur kept getting tangled because of its length. I reached over to tickle his tummy, felt a big tangled knot and agreed that he needed a good grooming. Then I realized what I'd grabbed wasn't fur. FML
Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15-minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, I tried to trim my dog's nails. After about a half hour of barking, biting, and general freaking out, I gave up and decided to pay someone else to do it. I'm a vet, and do this for a living. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML
Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML
Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
Today, at work at a beauty salon, I was explaining to a mom and her daughter about how we were going to style their hair, and the processes involved. I tripped over my words, saying, "We’ll start with a wash and a blowjob." Pretty sure from the way they stomped out I might not have a job tomorrow. FML
Today, I got my dog back from my aunt. Rather than taking him to an actual groomer, I gave him to my aunt because she needed a few extra bucks. My generosity lost me $35, and gave my dog ticks and a bad haircut. FML
Today, my mom picked up my dog from the groomers. I came home to find a small female terrier on our couch. My dog is a full grown male maltese. What's worse is that it took me a full 20 minutes to convince my mom that she had picked up the wrong dog. FML
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Top comments
StudMuffinette 17
finally my fml gets posted :D
speshlk37 13
tell her to "shave this..."
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Comments (210)
kaykay9080 5
0kay, and?
jessieff9099 5
umm where do u work? a groomer??
lbumbblebee 5
well a job is a job and in the end Op gets paid.
ayooBrandon 12
just shave that ************ bald and say "oops I thought you said shave him bald"
HeroicPeanut 3
Shoulda said. "**** you! Gimme ma cash".
Fsqu4red 5
charge her extra
dbt88 15
Who the f wants a shaved shih-tzu? And if its fur was tangled, I can't help but to think it was super matted and smelled, too. fyl.
mxpklx 12
I hate shih Tzsus. their name fits them perfectly, they are little pieces of shit zoos.
small_bar_101 0
If she acts rudely about it, I say charge her for both! If it was an honest mistake I'd just let it go this time and charge for whichever is more expensive ;)
Microbus_fml 0
Shaved girls are hot!!