Today, I was at work at the library and a patron handed me some change. When I asked what it was for, he said he had found it in one of the urinals. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
Today, I was in the ER where I work as a registrar. A patient received a plastic urinal to use in his room. Most patients throw them away when they leave. He, however, decided to take it with him, and as he checked out, put it on the registration counter. Two feet from my face. It was used. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and spent an hour tracking down the owner. When I finally returned it, he opened it, counted the cash in front of me, and asked if I was sure there hadn't been more money in it. FML
Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML
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Top comments
Destroyer_2_2 15
I have to wonder what kind of idiot reaches into a public urinal to extract some spare change but that's just me.
DocBastard 40
Note to self: library urinals are NOT wishing wells.
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Comments (46)
worldclassrager 41
Urnials are quite clean...
Shadowpartner 11
Ahh but you see, we're talking about urinals here....
WinterChild 20
Please tell me you dropped them and washed your hands. My inner germaphobe is cringing.
GAeroNKissR 26
troll FTW
allforfun 23
He's lying. No rational human would touch it let alone carry it around until they got to you. And if they did, they'd have washed it to the point you don't need to worry about it. Relax, it was a prank.
bigdaddyeric 37
Gfftkjjgffhfff
bigdaddyeric 37
Piss is the most sterile of the human body fluids so calm the hell down and look at it as a bonus for this week, you probably make minimum wage....
Hildy93 21
Probably would have thrown it in his face if it were me
teacupofsunshine 29
I hope you washed your hands and thought about sanitizing the change before going any further..it's probs sitting in my wallet isint it?! Nothing dirtier thn money.
NYGiants1925 22
He's probably just ******* with you. At least I hope so...
interesting33 37
Stick the coins in sanitiser before they infect the other coins they touch and it all becomes #a giant coin plague! I mean we'd all have to go back to trading goods for goods - can you imagine that? Or we'd make up another currency like leaves and keep them in our jogging trousers and wander around pre-historic Earth with Arthur Dent...
nachosaremylife 2
did you keep the change?