Today, I was at work at the library and a patron handed me some change. When I asked what it was for, he said he had found it in one of the urinals. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
Today, I was in the ER where I work as a registrar. A patient received a plastic urinal to use in his room. Most patients throw them away when they leave. He, however, decided to take it with him, and as he checked out, put it on the registration counter. Two feet from my face. It was used. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and spent an hour tracking down the owner. When I finally returned it, he opened it, counted the cash in front of me, and asked if I was sure there hadn't been more money in it. FML
Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML
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Destroyer_2_2 15
I have to wonder what kind of idiot reaches into a public urinal to extract some spare change but that's just me.
DocBastard 40
Note to self: library urinals are NOT wishing wells.
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Comments (46)
Aalejandro77 12
It's probably not that bad. I can't imagine where most of the coins/money we touch has been. That's why at my work we have the biggest bottle of 99.9% alcohol sanitiser beside the register.
arano 29
Maybe he had an overdue book and this was his method of payment.
gary8082 14
He must have thought you were piss poor since you work at the library.
vikky538 29
He picked the pennies from pissing area
HotFrosty 14
People are freaking gross. I've had large women hand me sweaty boob money from their bra. Why you would hand a stranger anything that has body fluids all over it is beyond me.
Shadowpartner 11
"large women"? No doubt you wouldn't mind if it were attractive women doing the same ;)
sierrajo09 24
when I worked at dairy queen, some lady did that to me during a nice humid 90+ degree day. the money was soaked. I immediately washed my hands! why people think that is okay..I will never know.
Tripartita 45
I know the spelling is similar, but urinals are for penises and not pennies.
SecundusSecunda 27
What?! I've been making wishes wrong my whole life.
Lalala579121 28
I hope you haven't been throwing your penis into wishing wells and fountains.
lexiieeex3 32
Definitely not worth any amount of change
fmlsams 27
IN the urinal??? Hey, if I was pissing money I wouldn't be complaining.
KILJOY310 11
Well at least he didn't piss all his money away.
ElmoSP3 14
If someone did that to me I would be PISSED!! Haha get it? no? okay...