Today, I was in the ER where I work as a registrar. A patient received a plastic urinal to use in his room. Most patients throw them away when they leave. He, however, decided to take it with him, and as he checked out, put it on the registration counter. Two feet from my face. It was used. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, I was at work at the library and a patron handed me some change. When I asked what it was for, he said he had found it in one of the urinals. FML
Today, I was headed towards the unisex bathroom at physical therapy when another patient looked up at me and quickly looked away. I knew instantly and prepared for the smell, but I wasn't expecting remnants still floating in the toilet. FML
Today, I once again had to tell one of my elderly patients not to grope me. He responded by throwing his bedpan at me. It was full. FML
Today, my patient knocked my glasses off as I assisted him in the shower. We both looked in terror as they fell into his unflushed toilet. This patient was isolated due to a contagious infection. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty tampon rolled up in toilet paper on the top of the paper dispenser. I felt obligated to dispose of it, so the next person didn't think I left it, because there was a line for the stalls. Fuck you, asshole. FML
Today, changing the garbage in the bathroom at work resulted in a hospital visit after an incorrectly disposed used needle scraped into my thigh. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
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cradle6 13
Two feet? What, you wanted it closer?
iAmScrubs 19
Guys, guys, guys. Stop arguing and look on the bright side... Well, there is no bright side.
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Comments (72)
wazdog 4
Did you reuse it?
qwert1994 0
The registrar?
Jovecove 13
Hahaha funny guy
IamDre 5
On the bright side...well, there is no bright side. FYL
FuttBuck 0
Good job copying my comment I posted on the next fml.
kaylee777 0
Or did you copy his?
iAmScrubs 19
Guys, guys, guys. Stop arguing and look on the bright side... Well, there is no bright side.
FuttBuck 0
23 touché
teotsi 28
at least it wasn't leaking... right?
cradle6 13
Two feet? What, you wanted it closer?
ileina 5
Very well said.
LemonandLime 13
I don't feel sorry for the OP, how is this an FML? If you work in a hospital you accept that there's gonna be body fluids!
arcticdoctorwho 0
There are some weirdos out there.
Rico_Mal1116 0
Free lemonade?
tylersign 11
If there was a man who pees lemonade.. I'd buy him.
qwert1994 0
Milk, Milk, lemonade around the corner fudge is made.
th4m4ster 6
At least it was 2 feet , and not 2 inches from ur face
Ugi 27
You should have put some flowers into it!
iAmScrubs 19
What a great souvenir from the vacation to the hospital. Before someone leaves with to take a plastic urinal home as a new pet, though, a person should know they are a big responsibility. They must be feed three times a day, let out to pee frequently, given a nice bed to sleep on, and the owner must be up for the task of walking it.
kaceemae 7
Suck it up, and wipe down your counter. As an ED and critical care nurse, I've seen and dealt with a lot worse.
elisabeth1_fml 0
My thoughts exactly. What a whiny person. Gotta be a male lol