Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to my song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to my face. FML
Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML
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bioclock 0
Don't take it too seriously. I know when I was younger, I got embarrassed when any of my family members would sing, regardless of whether they were good or not. I know you're not any of their parents, but it might be something similar.
lubby_fml 0
Kids.....hehe. Maybe she did not like your song, I bet if you sang dora she would love it. XD 1st.....hahahah...Victory is MINE!
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timemaster666666 0
and #44.
theoldGP 0
she probably didn't like the song or something. or she's just a bitchy kid lol. totally not an FML. get over it.
DieInAFire 0
#50 & #51 whats up with all the hatin. how is that abusive to tell this poor girl that maybe she should study for a job that will make her some cash? SHE posted on FML, what did she expect?
lavabeast 0
Probably less to do with being a bad singer, and more to do with it being annoying.
Drekos 0
apparently you arent as good as you think you are, start looking for another major.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Just because someone can sing, doesn't mean others want to hear them.
greatnt249 0
"If you don't like it just hit "you deserved it" and move on. Don't have to make me feel bad." More insight into the self-esteem of the OP. You're the one who posted it here; expect what people have to say. Did you only expect moral support, or didn't you stop to think that there may be something to learn from this experience? At any rate, it's really saying something if you not only take umbrage to the opinion of a 4 year-old, but get all worked up over what people have to say over the Internet to something YOU posted.
xjustxjustinex 0
Just so everyone knows I really didn't take it seriously. It's not like I went home and cried. I thought it was funny. :]
sagittaurus 0
Heh, really, don't worry about it. I was showing some kids i was babysitting a song on my iPod of this lady with a gorgeous, mature voice. The 10-year-old kid says, "My little sister can sing better than her." Their ears aren't trained to listen to trained voices. To kids, a voice with vibrato sounds uncontrolled and awful, as opposed to planned and tasteful. so don't sweat it =)
eeee93757 0
What preschool is opened on a Saturday?