Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML
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Top comments
TotallyAwesome 0
That sucks, but I pet you made a couple of people's days.
zombieman000 0
Try one-piece swimsuits.
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Comments (335)
karpaltunnell 0
Okaaay thats something that always happens to other people, if you know what I mean.
Walt_1990 3
What is with making people's days here lol. Like I say, the ticket price was well worth it to the viewers now lol. FYL for sure.
ddlovatolover 23
Anyone else notice that OP's gender is male?
cryssycakesx3 23
no...
zakkattackrawr 0
Nice
karpaltunnell 0
Haha I think Its ironic that your username is canadiankc, like isn't it too cold in Canada for waterparks? Or maybe I'm just being American...
skiesofgreen 0
Right cause the sun just stops shining north of the 49th parallel. Obviously we live in big blocks of ice all year round and can't walk outside without ten layers of clothes. Also I live in a igloo, my Internet connection is a block of ice, and why yes, those colourful pieces of money I carry really are from my monopoly set. You've got to be kidding me. Are your northern states too cold for water slides? Do the people of Washington walk around with scarfs on all year? I think not. Most of Canada has very warm summers, temperatures in the interior regions especially swinging to extremes throughout the year. Not to mention that my corner of Canada doesn't even get more than a few centimetres of snow each winter. Someone needs a head check. Really badly.
damnstopmessinup 0
the OP doesn't even live in Canada. HE is from the UK. don't be deceived by a username!
Daffodilly 14
Is anyone else concerned that HE wears a bikini??
ItsAUnicorn 27
Me too
thesaras 0
Don't be obese and you won't be embarrassed by that oh and it's people like you who ruin society.
Melissa92_fml 13
I accidentally voted you up, but it's people like YOU who ruin society.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
WOW. How in the world did you manage that?! D: One-piece swimsuits are your friends on water parks, seriously. Or even a bikini that doesn't unties. Heck, even my bikinis that have strings have an extra loop so crazy stuff like that won't happen. 9_9
thesaras 0
Don't listen to numba 18 he yes a he is a douch and yes his mothers.
glitchz 0
I lol'd
car6435 0
it bad but atleast it aint the surf board
Phlecks 0
WHY WASN'T I THERE!?!?!
shivam1212 0
dudee he's a guy
rodgaetef 0
yes because all guys wear bikini's...oh wait they don't so the OP is clearly a female :P
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
its says hes a guy but y would a guy be wearin a bikini O.o lol