Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML
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TotallyAwesome 0
That sucks, but I pet you made a couple of people's days.
zombieman000 0
Try one-piece swimsuits.
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Comments (335)
bochnia 0
haha
cartering 0
how do yo get lodged at the exit of this? and why would you put your body in a V shape if you knew you had lost your bikini bottom? Were you trying to put on a show? http://www.ourbestwestern.com/graphics/site%20attractions/nature/whitewater.jpg
wowzbro 0
I can tell you this much, it sucks, but you've probably just made every teenage boy from 12-16 dream come true. If they saw you that is.
UGADawg08 1
I would've masturbated.
xHaniffax 0
Hope you shaved lol
gizmo_987 0
I'm just wondering why more people dont think this is fake, but oh well. If this were true, though, I wouldn't assume the OP was attractive (no offense)
Malarki8 0
Screenshot or it didn't happen!
lovex3_fml 0
Haha aww. I guess it happens to all of us at some point in our life! FYL.
Nightfallz 0
So you wanna hang out later :D
pearls 0
#10, you're ridiculous. anyone's bikini can get untied and anyone can get stuck in a slide, the exact same thing happened to my friend who's the skinniest thing got stuck cause she put her arms out at a weird angle or something. #54, can you say touche (to the last two sentences)?