Jman212
New Braunfels, United States
Today, my work-mandated anger management therapist gave me some sage advice: "Get a new job." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
The Girl Can't Help It
Today, I got fired from my job for having a resting bitch face when I get frustrated or when I'm concentrating on my work. According to them, I have to work on my "anger issues." FML
great
United States
Snarky
Today, I sat in my boss's office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML
Anonymous
Addition Hills, Philippines
Overload
Today, I was supposed to have a therapy session for my anxiety about work, but it got cancelled. My boss has been berating me for 2 weeks about my performance as a newbie. I feel like she doesn't like me and it's messing with my work even more. I'm dreading going to work tomorrow with the same problem. I can't get fired again. FML
Anonymous
Everyone's so sensitive these days
Today, like every day for the past six months, I have to go to work and walk on eggshells so the newest employee doesn't feel like I'm being passive-aggressive. I need a new job. FML
:(
United States
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Anonymous
Freaked out
Today, I came home in an awful mood, and grumbled to my wife that sometimes I want to strangle my boss. My wife regularly screams up and down the house over the most minor shit, but apparently this upset her so much that she took the kids to her mom's, and is demanding I get anger management. FML
Damngurl
Kula, United States
I can't quit you
Today, I scripted-planned and went to quit my job. Instead, I somehow ended up an emotional crying mess during the conversation with my manager - who recommended I get counseling. FML
Hellish
Gurnee, United States
Today, I started a new job that was highly recommended by a worker there. The same coworker that is now making my life a living hell. FML
yupimher
The long goodbye
Today, I found out my job is trying to get me to quit. FML
Rizuki_Tsurai
Addition Hills, Philippines
Out of the frying pan into another frying pan
Today, after I got fired from my job last year because I couldn't handle the pressure of being under a PIP by a company who wants to underhandedly cut off employees, I got a new job. My new boss keeps hounding me about my performance and I feel like she doesn't like me. I live alone, have no savings and I can't afford being fired again. FML
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Tripartita 45
Meanwhile all I can get my therapist to say is, “reply hazy try again” and “concentrate and ask again.” That bald bastard…
Lobby_Bee 18
And how did that made you feel? Angry?
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Lobby_Bee 18
And how did that made you feel? Angry?
exileonmainst 16
You shouldn't punch walls. Especially not over something so trivial as Jim hiding your phone in the ceiling.
Tripartita 45
Meanwhile all I can get my therapist to say is, “reply hazy try again” and “concentrate and ask again.” That bald bastard…
EnvyMe33 26
The therapist was paid to say that by the company you work for because they no longer want you there.
odamaliekh 26
I feel like we need some context for this..
Danny Ishii 4
That may be sage advice. Why do you stay in a job that angers you?