Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML
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Top comments
TotallyAwesome 0
That sucks, but I pet you made a couple of people's days.
zombieman000 0
Try one-piece swimsuits.
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Comments (335)
waynev11 0
FYL for sure.
Csnyd2008 0
pic or it didnt happen but really... bad day. im sorry FYL
shazam_09 0
ahahahahahhahahhahahha thats hilarious
Kamazar 0
LOL, I love how most of the people here assume the chick was attractive. For the people at the park's sake, let's hope she was.
als2711 0
i love how people assume their either obese or attractive but nobody is noticing it says shes a male
naysay91 0
This made me laugh, but that's horrible.
jaynecobb 0
Yeah, without sounding too mean, if you got lodged in a freakin water slide, you're a big girl and should be sparing the rest of us the sight of you in a bikini...especially one that unties so easily. Oh, I forgot the part about not sounding mean.
rofl_lol_lmao 0
its hard to believe but you dont have to be fat. this happened to me when i was 12 (minus the missing swimsuit) and people thought i was anorexic.
littlemisslee 0
I didn't say YDI for this, but I guess the lesson here is trying to look sexy and gain attention, and, let's face it, that's why girls wear the un-functional bikini instead of a safe one-piece at a water park, will alwys result in bad karma.
xNephilim 19
Maybe some girls wear bikinis because they don't like bathing suites? I think they look horrible, that's why I wear a bikini. Jeez, you people need to stop overanalyzing things.
whosryanlord 0
Fake. Has anyone been on one of those slides? The exit is like 7 feet in diameter. Otherwise people would plug it up like a sink and drown.
fylbitches 0
picture please
bizzle187 0
First post I've seen here dayummm