Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, while sitting with my son, an ice cream cone landed on my head from out of nowhere. I look up to see three children on the balcony above us yelling, "Look! We hit the fat lady!" They ran away laughing. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
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hedgehogs 0
They should have been kicked out of the theater with no refund.
killerviral 0
what the **** is she on crack what the he'll would they do that for
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jeniilouise 0
Ugh, i hate people who think just because they have children they can be rude. It's bad enough when there's a kid who's doing something annoying but then to top it off their parent looks at you angrily or in this case, shouts at you, for doing nothing wrong! FYL, OP.
FerrariCake 2
AND THEN...?? Finish the story! Did the kid punch you in the face?
FerrariCake 2
You could have looked at the mom then the kid and then told the mom "Didn't you know abortion has been legal in this country for decades?"
mileycyrusisgay 0
I would have thrown shit back at both of them.
Lattenkiste 0
YDI for sitting there and being a coward instead of beating the shit out of them or having them thrown out of the theater
Anissa11_fml 0
You should ev spitt in between her eyes haha
Ihatefakefmls 2
I laughed so much... Really i did. I don't care if YDI or not, the story is effing hilarious.
starboycris 0
WHAT! Ya! FYL for sure! I wouldve went and bought 2 of their biggest slushy drinks and come back behind them and spilled them all over those assholes!
BloodFaerie 21
I hope you went and got a manager to throw them out... then obviously got a refund to go see the movie un-interrupted... And all you ethno-centric morons, in other parts of the world "cow" just means "bitch", not a literal cow... almost every month this happens where some Brit or Aussie calls an American a cow, and people are like "well, they aren't fat" ... it's like the longest running non-funny joke
boatkicker 5
I've complained at movies twice. Once the management told me there wasn't anything they could do. The second time I was the one got kicked out, because a girl punched me, when I asked her to be quiet. Apparently asking someone younger than you to be quiet is harassment, but when they punch you it's okay, because she was 'just a little kid.' She was 12. My personal thoughts are, if you're over the age of 3 you should know better than to hit people. Regardless of whether or not it hurt, its disrespectful. Anyways, I've found it's worth it to complain to the manager, in most situations.
boatkicker 5
Typo, should be "I've found it's not worth it...."
QWERTYCommander 5
Did you know that the mom's side of the story was in the submissions? Except she was complaining about how you said "That kid hit me with a ******* ice cube!" in front of her kid. It was rejected because it was unfinished.