Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, while sitting with my son, an ice cream cone landed on my head from out of nowhere. I look up to see three children on the balcony above us yelling, "Look! We hit the fat lady!" They ran away laughing. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
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hedgehogs 0
They should have been kicked out of the theater with no refund.
killerviral 0
what the **** is she on crack what the he'll would they do that for
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Comments (69)
leadrunner751 3
what movie were you watching?
Haileyw15 0
What the... ****.
Haileyw15 0
Haha
xsu418x 0
throw your shit back at her
skippy182 0
WTF FYL that's ****** up
ilovefall10 21
and this is why i don't go to theaters anymore. last time i did this little kid kept on kicking my chair.. even after i told him to stop. but no seriously.. wth is wrong with parents now a days?
hateevryone 15
she's the damn cow. don't know how to teach her kid how to act in public!!
effarve 2
at a certain point you have to right off the movie and prove a point... throw your drink in the moms face and back hand her in the mouth! then scurry to your car before you get in a decent amount of trouble... regardless, the mom just might have to think twice next time... and the kid sure as **** would.
aeshleyrose 6
The First Amendment entitles free speech. The Second allows us to bear arms.
krad204 21
If someone said that to my girl I woulda popped them.