Today, I watched my co-worker throw the mother of all temper tantrums. He's a radio personality, and just learned that he's not famous enough to use the "Don't you know who I am?" line to get out of a traffic ticket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I just about managed to convince the judge to overlook my client's emotional outbursts in the courtroom, promising that he'd be on his best behavior from now on. An hour later, he screamed "FUCK YOU!" at the judge for telling him to quiet down. I hate my job. FML
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, I learned that I may have caused a public speaker and author to be fired, because my response to his "open chat" question flustered him, causing him to lose his cool and snap at me. FML
Today, I answered a call at work from a very irate gentleman. After being shouted and sworn at profusely, I ended the call in a slightly less than civil manner. Turns out that guy is one of our company's biggest clients. FML
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
Today, I was caught on a hot mic during a work department meeting complaining about someone using a leaf blower, F-bombs and all. FML
Today, I tried to drown out the petulant whining of my idiot coworker as he droned on and on about how, “bitches don’t appreciate good men.” He’s 35, lives at home, still uses the term 'friendzone' and has the hygiene of a sewer-dwelling ogre. I was written up for for snapping and yelling at him. FML
Today, my boss shouted and screamed at me for my fuck ups that have humiliated the company and cost thousands to put right. It was only when he paused that I was able to tell him he had the wrong guy, he wanted my coworker down the hall. I’ve been here for four years and he still doesn’t know my name. FML
Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML
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Nederlander95 14
At least that's good material to make fun of him for on air if you're ever on his channel
devildog562 33
Ha, serves him right for trying to exploit the system through power/ fame . "I'm Ron burgundy."
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Nederlander95 14
At least that's good material to make fun of him for on air if you're ever on his channel
sayyestothedress 24
Lol! It's funny cuz nobody notices the voices of the people on the radio! They mostly remember their names
abdullahcakeman 13
I still have sex with horses
managator 5
How does that affect you!
devildog562 33
No one likes a grown ass baby, nor do they wanna watch you complain.
tfriend3 15
So much for being high and mighty. I'd laugh at the guy.
devildog562 33
Ha, serves him right for trying to exploit the system through power/ fame . "I'm Ron burgundy."
foxwasalamb 24
i got out of a speeding ticket once because the cop liked my very very ripped jeans. i didnt exploit it though, didnt even tease or anything. he noticed on his own
vikky538 29
lol...
noonenoeone 22
And this has anything to do with the comment you replied to?
_taco_cat_ 20
This doesn't even affect you.
toxic_walrus 15
Even if he was famous enough, I'm sure cops probably don't like that and will Ive your ass a ticket anyway
cadillacgal79 32
At least this wasn't like the time Justina Barbie got pulled over, said to the cop "look me up" and drove off.
Zebediabolical 45
Was she related to Klaus Barbie?
ThePaperDragon 31
He had to realize sooner or later, I suppose. . .
sweetest_jenn 18
That being a pompous prick will get you nowhere? yes ma'am!!
Life_is_FML 22
Well you certainly "know who he is". A douche bag.
Just_A_Tree 20
*Douchecanoe*
Mynamewontfi 40
Your co-worker sounds like an ass. Who cares who he is, if he's fined he should just pay the ticket.
Attacksloth 33
I'm from a small city in Ontario, Canada, and we have a lot of independent radio show hosts. A few of them really do have an ego, and it makes me happy when their grand, narcissistic personalities are flattened by someone who just doesn't give a shit if they're homeless... or the queen. I told one of them to screw off because he bounced on an event I hired him for. He used a similar line - "You're missing out on (my city's) number one host!".
brezzyanna 17
I'm from Ontario too, and you're so right about the radio hosts. This girl at my school is always trying to get out of doing homework because her moms "the most famous radio host in the city", even though I've never even heard of her show.
GEFStryker 29
What is this "radio" you speak of?