Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at the theater as an usher. A man came up to me and gave me his ticket. At the same time, he took a sip of water and suddenly felt the need to sneeze. The water came out from his nose and landed all over my face. I was covered with his mucus and had to wish him a good movie. FML
Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I heard my coworker sneeze on the other side of the break room, and right after I felt something wet hit my cheek. FML
Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
Today, I was performing in a community theater production. Right before my big scene, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in, but it came out with such force that I lost my balance, fell off the stage, and landed in the lap of the mayor, who was in the front row. My character’s dramatic entrance was unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. FML
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Top comments
NeonWar__ 0
holy crap! ew! people have to cover their mouths!
kayztastic 0
and they wonder why swine flu spreads so quickly(:
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Comments (88)
NeonWar__ 0
holy crap! ew! people have to cover their mouths!
Pball11 0
Maybe sit in a seat with No one behind you next time X0
JoshTheMaggot 8
I'm just letting you know sneezes come from you're nose lol I know what you ment haha. I hope he apologized I would be so embarassed if I did that. fyl people are dumb we are supposed to cover our mouth/nose when we cough/sneeze didn't anyone learn this in preschool
NeonWar__ 0
joshthemaggot - just saw my mistake! lol meh, my family and all my friends say mouth! must just be where your from I suppose :)
JoshTheMaggot 8
omg is there a grammar Nazi preschool haha jk snickerdoodles.
WHODATNATION 0
@24 really? seriously?
XDNurse 0
yes 26 you better believe it.
NeonWar__ 0
snickerdoodles - go get over yourself. Nobody cares about you. btw, we don't have preschool in Ireland. nob.
NeonWar__ 0
well then, I'm sorry.
wevez87 0
sneezes come from your nose -- you a pre med?
andruha1123 5
I care about snickernoodles :)
LauraTheKiwi 0
you spelt her name wrong :)
Secret_Fire_King 0
Is anyone else getting the feeling that it was not rain?
bleedinginside 0
lawl snickerdoodles<=>Target of FML
Tdoodle 0
it also involves your mouth buddy, you don't spit ACHOOO with your nose do you?
TuM_TuM 0
o it was one of those imax theatres
yake12 0
@snickerdoodles are you a guy or a girl? I can't tell...
prezdead 0
actually most of it comes from your mouth. look it up maybe find a slow motion video of it
Skullcrusher 5
Ha ha!
thinmint 0
I think mouth is fair enough. sneezes originate in the nose however the "a-choo" comes from the mouth splattering saliva all over the place
JoshTheMaggot 8
oh god guys I said is as a joke to #1 I wasn't serious a lot of people say mouth. I didn't realize it would turn into a big debate aha. and as for snickerdoodles I'm sorry the predictive texting on my iPod touch thought I ment you're instead of your.
thor89 0
Nice breeze ewwwwwww
Cjw1220 0
Wow, Snickerdoodles is a very unpleasant person.
garuru 4
omg i think i saw that happen that was gross he was fat so i dont think his hands could reach his mouth
BigSmiles7 0
wow
matau32 0
keroro gunso? :D Also that sucks for you OP
garuru 4
dororo-san is that you my ive been looking for you
milkshakesrule 0
Why the he'll are you guys talking about Keroro, bit random.
Apple_Scented 0
LOLOL that is DISGUSTING :D
moneypenny_fml 0
ya that's when you turn aroud and puch them in the face saying " cover your ******* mouth"
mitsoi 0
agreed... ick
canesul 0
you should have punched the guy
robotiick 12
wat if the guy was fat... if he punched him in the stomach his hand either A. would hav been eaten by the huge belly or B. would of bounced back at him and end up knocking him self out wit a ko
sorcerersinger 0
do what I do. take the popcorn, "miss your mouth," and throw it in his face. usually I do it when I feel like it.
kayztastic 0
and they wonder why swine flu spreads so quickly(:
blackirish44 0
That's just nasty.
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
germs FTW
samantha_durano 6
that's ******* disgusting. and what does ftw mean?
JoshTheMaggot 8
for the win
tagyrrpregnant 0
All my friend's have used FTW short for "**** the world" I know some people who even have 'ftw' tattoo's. and yeahh, that fml's pretty damn bad. I know if that happened to me fuckmylife would be my first thought.
dreamer15 0
or **** the world
XDNurse 0
it means for the win.... butttttt nothings set in stone with acronyms
TheMeravig 0
tagyr: are you friends with a bunch of gangsters or prison cons? lol
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
sorry for the confusion. but in an odd and miniscule way, we're all a little wiser. so I'm not sorry!!
samantha_durano 6
lol, okay thankyouuu.