Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML
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Stephai 0
The hell? You should tell your mom about this... or black mail daddy.
myfishisBOBA 0
FYL for having a creepy pervert for a father. Did he see you? 0.o
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Comments (167)
lesp 6
I hope you took a pic and showed your mom. Your dad is a. . .
Stunt_fml 5
I'm with #28. How is your father "creepy?" He seems at worst, a bit horny. Maybe your mother doesn't please him anymore... maybe he doesn't please her. Maybe, they ave an agreement. Just because people are married, doesn't mean they can't be polyamorous. Why must someone be a pervert, if what he is doing is welcomed? If the lady he was with didn't storm off, he has done nothing wrong than possibly betray your mother's trust. Until you know, don't judge. You are in no position to judge others, especially your elders.
Eddyoftheabc 0
The... flip...? It is perfectly alright to do whatever to a person you find attractive, if A) you both are okay with it, and B) YOU DON'T DO IT IN A PUBLIC PLACE!!!!!!! And furthermore, even if there was an agreement between mother and father (which the perversity of can be argued over) then certainly the daughter would also be informed of such a thing. If the kid's old enough to go to the mall with friends, then OP should have been told that her father had a new whatever partner. It may not seem like her business, but it is her dad. If he didn't tell his daughter, then I doubt he told his wife. OP, FYL.
Dragodon64 0
Also, there's nothing wrong with being a pervert. And I think that if this is a betrayal, it is of the wife, not the daughter. She can be shocked/disgusted for all she wants, but he has no obligation to her in this department.
blkwhtrbbt 0
ummm the problem is he's MARRIED. and has a kid. you don't go fondling other women. that's asking for divorce. you think op wants that? open your own mind before passing that advice to others. there are some things you shouldn't open to. infidelity in relatioships , lying to the family and betraying people are some examples, all og which op's dad has done.
LyricaSilvan 30
#35 You are a complete idiot. Stop spreading your stupidity, please.
DamnAshleyyy 0
Ugh ew tell your mom!! or black mail your dad And what is wrong with you #35? you're basically saying, "you're dad cheating on your mom is perfectly fine!"
blkwhtrbbt 0
amen, sister or brother!!!!!
starstrukk18 0
aww! tell yourr mom, but get proof!
Vagrarian 2
Tell your dad that he has 24 hours to confess to your mom...or that you'll tell her yourself. Even if they have an agreement, he should at least be discreet!
FuzzyWalnuts 0
blackmail. Blackmail. Blackmail! BLACKMAIL!!!!!!!!!!
stop_whining 0
"sunglasses and a hat" -- you watch too much TV. I'm going to file this bullshit under: desperate internet cry for attention from strangers.
PyroMicky 0
Is his birthday coming soon? Get him a fake mustache!
Crush2000bj 0
haha #41 that would be hilarious!
crazyjack 0
I would've called him while watching him, then ask: dad, what are you doing? Then when he tells you some story say: i see you. Then blackmail him for a new iphone :D
crazyjack 0
And THEN tell your mom. I mean, he deserves it big time :D