Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML
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Top comments
Stephai 0
The hell? You should tell your mom about this... or black mail daddy.
myfishisBOBA 0
FYL for having a creepy pervert for a father. Did he see you? 0.o
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Comments (167)
Hamish 0
never happened
xstaticdelta 6
im guessing its the ASSHOLES like you who put YDI right?
surreal 0
is this a joke? honestly, where do you live for some man to be feeling up a woman in public at a mall during--what i'm guessing (since you were at the mall)--the day?
laroxurfingworld 0
#22 it happens.this is the 21st century.and also that's why we call them pervs.but it does happen. OP:that tottaly sucks.I think you should tell your mom :)
blkwhtrbbt 0
are you kidding? the mall is a nighttime hangout locus
mixedchick 0
whoa nasty im sorry that's awkward
4dakill 0
How would you sleep peacefully at night....make sure ur dad is not watching you while in the shower 0_o ........FYL seriously
d00shfag5150 0
That really sucks man. I'm so sorry. I feel your pain.
shakenbake93 0
BLACK MAIL!!!
soccerkrzy 0
I'm sorry, but PDA does not make someone a creep. ******* prude people here today.
genius_man16 1
PDA doesn't, but fondling another woman does.
tommiegirlxxx 0
I agree, the guy is a creepy bastard for feelin up another woman, not for feelin someone up in public
LiznessMonster 9
And besides, PDA is fine, but there is a limit, like making out with someone or touching someone's intimate parts in public, People just don't want to see that.
plexico 4
Not your mom? She will be soon!
merri_fml 0
I hope that your first course of action was to go home and speak to your mother about what you saw. If your father denies it (and he very well may) ask your friends before hand if they'd be willing to corroborate your story. Your mother doesn't deserve a cheating spouse and you don't deserve a lying father.
mommyof2 0
that's sucks ..... to see ur dad cheating cause now u have to tell ur mom and it might break up the family .... did u tell ur dad anything j would of confronted him on front of the lady and at home in front of ur mom