Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML
Today, I saw a kid getting bullied; a girl was hitting him in the head. After having an inner struggle with what to do, I tried to stop them. Both kids then turned on me, and called me a "hippo". FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I took my daughter on her first visit to the zoo. While we were watching the lemurs, some kid thought it would be funny to start shouting "MONKEY CUNTS" at them at the top of his voice. Now my daughter refuses to stop repeating the same phrase. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML
Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML
Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML
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slushpup9696 12
So... you're looking for a mate?
apv0222 0
Little kids and their honesty...
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uKNOuLOVEit 0
cps
XenaWP 6
YDI for singing along with christmas carols this time of the year. Don't encourage them to start playing that shit this early.
Ralf_Isaac 14
Just made me think of "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer". I guess the same concept would apply.
sexypants5266 6
Cool story bro
QueenPerrywinkle 1
I was recently singing that in a store to....except that didn't happem to me
CrizzyCream 1
Dang
antonia569 0
LOl
antonia569 0
Tht was soooooo mean for that kid to say that
Muslimgal92 0
Why don't you guys respect your own religion...??
nikkirenn 6
That's just rude and completely ridiculous. I don't care how old the kid is, if they have decent parents, they would be more respectful. Obviously that kid's parent(s) has their work cut out for them.
number0 8
lol #104 doesn't understand what a combo is.