Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML
Today, I saw a kid getting bullied; a girl was hitting him in the head. After having an inner struggle with what to do, I tried to stop them. Both kids then turned on me, and called me a "hippo". FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I took my daughter on her first visit to the zoo. While we were watching the lemurs, some kid thought it would be funny to start shouting "MONKEY CUNTS" at them at the top of his voice. Now my daughter refuses to stop repeating the same phrase. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML
Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML
Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML
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slushpup9696 12
So... you're looking for a mate?
apv0222 0
Little kids and their honesty...
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spicytaco841 3
first thing you gotta learn about kids is they're honest
Forodin 0
Diet and exercise. That's the best you can do while staying healthy
starrnao 15
kids have no filter. but this is hilarious nonetheless. i'm sure the kid didn't mean to sound so snarky
ZiivaZephyr 6
Parent's need to start beating the respect back into their children.
Jasonf6 0
Fail parent.
Cleao18317 11
For our Christmas parade, the band played and sang that song while walking down the road..
awalker2782 5
Was she implying that you are over weight, ugly, or have big teeth? It seems everyone on here assumes it cuz of ur weight but perhaps u just have a big nose and teeth that resemble a hippo? All easily fixable with money or a drunk friend and a baseball bat
cuppycake11 0
1st of all (dis might sound weird but) y he all up in your Kool-aid?!?! And 2nd tat he's freaking shady tats what!!
piffles211 2
OH GOD NOW I HAVE THAT SOUND STUCK IN MY HEAD I HATE YOU. But anyway, that was really firken rude of the kid, I wouldn't have allowed my kid to be like that >>
football70 5
well are you fat? :o