Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML
Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
Today, I saw a little boy wandering in the supermarket looking lost and distraught. I gently put my hand on his shoulder and said, “Hey buddy, where’s your mommy?” He screamed, “STRANGER DANGER!” and kicked me in the shin. His actual mom wandered over from the cheese section, gave me a dirty look, and walked off. FML.
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
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englishmuffin 0
wow horrible luck though i don't know if i'd kick things just out of instinct
tikimuppet 11
I would probably have done a similar thing
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Comments (299)
bloodthorn 4
YDI for kicking a kid in the face, you idiot. you deserve to be arrested and raped in prison. *****.
viadomus815 0
wow i'm laughing at all the idiots who think its her fault... if i was her the first thing i would do is react and kick him? i would say its more of the kids fault in my opinion ? he should know now to look under dressing rooms ?
Amkii 0
"out of instinct," lol! Makes it sound like this has happened before. Tell me, OP... how do you feel about small children? ;)
kyle_kbo20 0
would of done the same. better the kid get kicked then kidnapped cuz its not being watched.
_cheeseballs 0
Why do so many people attempt to be cool and be 'trolls' like "YDI FOR GETTING CHANGED" "YDI FOR BUYING CLOTHES" It's a massive fail. :) Favourited this fml though.
Amkii 0
#90 has the best comment EVER!!!
kyle_kbo20 0
bet everyone who said ydi would do the same if put in the situation
RideOorDiee 0
Dumb ass parent should watch there kids more!!! And if they( the parents ) were changing then tough shit take the kid in with you!!! Dumbfuckers
Crickets 0
lolol pervy little **** deserved it!
AlexZB 0
can you not telling the difference in size between a 4 year old head and an adult head?
airplanefood 0
Not when it was by instinct, she didn't have control. Haven't you ever done anything like this? I know plenty of people who have accidentally punched their friends in the face over similar situations. It's one of those unfortunate events that are nobody's fault. At least OP probably wasn't wearing shoes, and since she didn't mention anything, the kid probably didn't get hurt.
ImTheAlpha 30
I've slapped one of my friends hard enough to make them bleed because they snuck up behind me and poked me. I'm normally very good at recognizing faces. If I see someone once in the store, I can point them out a week later. It's just instinct, you cannot control your visceral actions.