Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML
Clogged
Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML
Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML
Today, I found out I have to have an operation. This will be the third in 3 years, all for completely unrelated reasons. I'm only 26 and apparently my body is already falling apart at the seams. FML
Yup, cool
Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML
Vacation tips
Today, I had a whole month off before I started my new job. On day six, I had to go to the ER because of a kidney stone and had to get a ureteral stent. In two weeks they will remove the stone, then another week until they remove the stent. I will be recovered just in time for my first day of work. FML
Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
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Joshoa123 16
Slow down on the soda?
h0ward076 0
guess it's time ro start drinking water
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Joshoa123 16
Slow down on the soda?
crazychick1269 7
or they smoke to much!
Joshoa123 16
My mother has the same problem but shes 39. Drinks a lot of pop and smokes. Wouldn't call it a coincidence.
8sq 13
I heard a lot of sodium causes a part of it.
Joshoa123 16
According to her doctor, you sir are correct.
CreeperIRL 14
Better a kidney stone than a baby?
Jaimegirl 7
Yeah my dad has never smoked and I think he has passed two...that sucks for OP though those sound painful...sorry OP :(
shannonreneee 11
Better make some life changes otherwise your urethra is gonna be huge;)
FarSide 23
Drink 4 ounces of LimeAway each day. It will cure all your problems.
FarSide 23
The end of your urethea must the size of a pencil.
YFDIOP 0
Third times the charm? Idk maybe it's the last one(:
AnwarK95 1
Slow down on the soda, yeah. And a little less mcdonalds... :) good luck man!
AnwarK95 1
Slow down on the soda, yeah. And a little less mcdonalds... :) good luck man!
litahosen 0
You can have a totally healthy diet and still get kidney stones. I've passed 4 or 5 in the past 3 years, plus had one removed. I don't smoke or drink much soda at all. It's partly because everything has added sodium in it these days and partly because my kidneys don't process uric acid right. Don't assume that just because someone has kidney stones, they don't eat healthy.
funnyshitt 0
I got you beat i had it at 14
groundzeromma 8
It's caused by dehydration my friend, the crystals in your kidneys clump together to form a kidney stone when you are dehydrated
zkcupcake 4
Ow! Thats what happened to my little brother except he's twelve and he passed all three in a month
n_epic_fail 14
he needs more than dropping the soda. nd at least girls can't bitch at OP about the pains of child labor... he's felt the male equivalent, twice.
novair 5
kidney stone is rated as the worst pain a person can feel. it sucks.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Your diet isn't "totally healthy" if you're eating enough food with added sodium to become this huge of a problem. If you just cut out processed food you don't have to worry about sodium.
FarSide 23
@135: Obviously sir, you have never held your thumb tightly over your urethea when suddenly approaching climacteric apogee. (Cleaned up the language here because of all the young *******).
ShreddedPecker 2
Farside... you do make a "painfully" astute point. LOL.
emmanizzer 6
156 - You have... experience with this? And yes, that does sound horridly painful.
FarSide 23
@156: Yeah, but only once. Kidney stone may be painful, but there probably never has been a study on it. The worse parts, beside the pain, are the streaming tears, flowing sinuses, and the dripping, boiling earwax.
cradle6 13
Really sucks man. I've heard from women that it's worse than childbirth. So change your diet dude.
unomo 0
Doesn't any one known that an excess of calcium is a leading cause of kidney stones? Lay off the milk and u'll be fine!
smileyxo4 5
I passed my first kidney stone when I was ten. They form from excessive intakes of phosphoric acid (gatorade, colas, and more). Not everyone has kidney stones if they have a lot of phosphoric acid; they are genetic. 25- Doctors consider passing a kidney stone is the only pain that can compare to child birth. So technically, it's like having a child. So technically, I already "gave birth" when I was 10. Oh & OP- I'm only thirteen and I've passed one.
smileyxo4 5
I've got you beat. I passed mine when I was ten.
smileyxo4 5
That was @106
TobyFunke 3
yeah but in this case it could very possibly be true. All this site is is people complaining about crap that they many times have no reason to complain about.
h0ward076 0
guess it's time ro start drinking water
takanuva0123 0
Or stop sitting on the shitter and straining yourself.
Eggers 2
whoops. I hate when I accidentally thumbs down a comment i like. I feel like I'm betraying the poster
oops_im_fucked 8
Neverrrr
ben20262 7
actually lemon can help prevent kidney stones.
nixter5 18
I thumbed it up for you eggers!
Eggers 2
Thanks ^_^ +10 internets to you, nixter5
kevint9911 15
A shit load of water
DeathMaple 3
Try a healthier diet.
smileyxo4 5
Health has nothing to do with it. I was ten when I passed my first one and I weighed under seventy pounds and I was very active. They are mostly genetics.
xDefendPopPunkx 14
Sorry dude. Kidney stones seem like they hurt like hell and I hope I never have to pass one. Even the thought is painful. FYL.
awkward_turtles 1
It's better than childbirth though. Would you rather pass 3 kidney stones of give birth to 3 children?
xDefendPopPunkx 14
Easy, three kidney stones. As Bill Cosby said, "chidbirth is like talking your bottom lip, and pulling it over your head." Ouch...
devigsgirl 0
I'm 20 and have over 25 kidney stones. I've had them for 4 years. They don't know what caused so many. My first attack made me pass out from the pain. They suck
slimjim8094 12
This old fight... All the women I know who have experienced both had more trouble wifi the kidney stone. And men have all the extra piping to deal with
NessieNessa 1
How big are the babies and how big are the stones?
False_Stupidity 42
206 - it's not really a matter of what's bigger, remember the stone has to pass through a much smaller pipe and one not designed to stretch unlike a ******.. Some stones can be quite large relative to the plumbing.. I can say from experience that the agony is extreme and while ill never experience childbirth, every woman I know that's done both (and I know a few) agree that stones are worse.
devigsgirl 0
208 is right. Stones are much worse. Mine are pretty small but my dad had one the size of a golfball
smileyxo4 5
Doctors say passing a kidney stone is the only pain that can compare with child birth. I "gave birth" when I was ten.
FUUUandyourmom 16
That isn't.. Normal?
commietaco 0
what is normal? what is weird? is weird different and normal popular? think about it.
Eggers 2
normal isn't passing 3 kidney stones in 2 years
FUUUandyourmom 16
What Eggers said.
crabbyabby718 0
My friend has had 2 in a month
BelleBelle_fml 11
I'm 21 and I've passed 6 kidney stones in the last 7 months, and I have 2 more hanging out in my kidney. It's very normal to have more than one stone at a time. And once you have one you're more prone to have more. My doc said it was due to dehydration and too much calcium.
smileyxo4 5
I passed mine when I was ten. It's called genetics.
Samko_chan 5
of course not!
nikkibabieexoxo 0
noo you get kidney stones from too much sugar/soda/sweets so if youve been eating alot of those things i suggest you stop or have alot less unless you want a kidney stone.
shalia_fml 1
that's your body telling you to quit drinkin' shit and start treating yourself better...
shalia_fml 1
smoothies or cocktails lol
shinotenshii 0
i will be coming for you soon
LuHGiiiT 11
7 - What the heck are you talking about? 0_o
shinotenshii 0
i am death's angel, the stones are a small problem, it will eventually turn into a bigger one. my intended meaning was he should go to his doctor and ask aboit options to remove any remaining stones.Before somethimg bad happens
RiiOT09 9
yeah but if the stones are too small to be seen on imaging, all OP can do is pass the remaining stones.
Samko_chan 5
wow that sucks. try drinking cranberry juice and go to the doctor to get the rest removed.
c0wz_g0_quack 3
My dad gets it from something- acid and the doc said it's hereditary :/
nixter5 18
Are you daft?
litahosen 0
Actually, it's totally possible for kidney stones to be made of uric acid. Also if kidney stones run in your family, your risk IS higher.
GodsLittleMistak 8
Ouch...