Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML
Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML
Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML
Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML
Today, I fell down some stairs and broke my ankle. At the hospital, a nurse asked how far along I was and boom, one ultrasound later, I’m actually pregnant. I had to then convince multiple doctors that I did not in fact throw myself down the stairs trying to cause miscarriage before they’d let me go home. FML
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FunnyCloud 4
Ummm... congratulations?
I_R_Genius 3
Kidney stones are a bitch to pass, especially for guys. It hurts so bad, it's like the guy form or giving birth.
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Comments (91)
MradamLulz 0
lol let's hope that they don't come out at the same time
JustJess666 0
how is it a **** my life to give birth. youre just selfish. many people would be happy to be told that they are pregnant. grow the **** up. if getting pregnant would ruin your life maybe you should use condoms and birth control instead of just spreading your legs. god do people ever think anymore?!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Apparently not. My cousin got pregnant after being raped. What a joyous time that was for everyone. A friend of mine has a medical condition that makes giving birth life-threatening. Can you believe the selfish bitch was not ecstatic when she found out her husband's vasectomy reversed itself? I, however, was eventually grateful that the pill AND the condom had failed us. What are you, 13? Please don't talk about things you don't know anything about. And just to show I'm a kind person, I hope you never discover firsthand how easy it is to find yourself in a situation you thought you'd prevented.
nospam33 0
Uhm, I'm 45, hubby's had a vasectomy and if I was told I was pregnant, it would definitely be a FML.
garretteh 0
well that's a good day for ya.
bubblej614 0
make sure u let us know what hurts more, kidney stones or child brith
awesome_shai20 0
Shut up about the pain. For men it hurts like hell passing a kidney stone and it hurts like hell for a woman to give birth.
Soccergurl6 0
Omg you must be in pain so bad I feel so bad for you
Swar_fml 3
Getting shot with a 7.62x39 round hurts much more than a kidney stone or even childbirth.
sonnyrosa 32
You're a male. How the **** would you know how much childbirth hurts?
ExtremeEncounter 32
Because a ****** is ******* meant to pass a child you insensitive plebeian. No body on this planet is meant to withstand the brutal result of a ******* 7.62 round that can eat a car.
nateiztite 5
ouch that sucks well look on the bright side kidney stones are said to hurt more than birth so it'll prepare you for pushing that sucker our:D
kei1108 13
Congrats on the little baby!!!!! :D sorry fo the kidney stone.