Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML
Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML
Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML
Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML
Today, I fell down some stairs and broke my ankle. At the hospital, a nurse asked how far along I was and boom, one ultrasound later, I’m actually pregnant. I had to then convince multiple doctors that I did not in fact throw myself down the stairs trying to cause miscarriage before they’d let me go home. FML
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FunnyCloud 4
Ummm... congratulations?
I_R_Genius 3
Kidney stones are a bitch to pass, especially for guys. It hurts so bad, it's like the guy form or giving birth.
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Comments (91)
styphon 5
I hope your not one of those women who come in with breast tenderness, nausea, and weight gain but are completely surprised. "but I haven't had sex in a year!" says the 14 week pregnant woman.
DocBastard 40
If it's a girl, you should definitely her Rena. /obscure?
marcranger 29
groan...
angryreimu 0
Rena is insane, if you're talking about the character.
Hotpants30 0
That sucks been there on that one. Hopefully you can pass it, I had to have mine removed by way of surgery
mrsjones19 0
this happened to me too! except i ended up being in labor and i didnt know i was pregnant. so, good luck with your kid!
marcranger 29
what's with all the "congrats on the kid" comments? if she'd been happy about that discovery, she wouldn't have posted it as an fml. fyl, op, planned parenthood only deals with one of your issues.
saleha97 4
Oh, get well soon! And, hey, babies are always cutee (:
LoveMySoldier82 0
Not always...
omargod 0
lol anyone ever watch that tlc show, too fat to be pregnant, where large women give birth in the toilet, basically cause they had so much mass they didn't know they were carrying a child? lmao...reminded me o that
som_fml 0
Hey boys: you don't have to take every female-written FML and turn it into your own personal soapbox. It's not always going to be about you. Shhh... everything's going to be alright.
xlil_miss_emo_x 6
lol that sucks. It would suck even worst if the stone came out earlier the day of the babies birth. Good luck and I hope all works out well. :)
meteor_stream 9
Newborns are ugly. Ugly as hell and we all know it XD