Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, "This one is for your boyfriend." Perfect groin shot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML
Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML
Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML
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SwiftFaux 0
No babies for you.
pinkpolarbear 8
WIN! The man knows how to shoot.
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Comments (111)
SwiftFaux 0
No babies for you.
changesinme 0
Dad's gonna shoot your boyfriend like he shot you
deviable 9
Hopefully her dad doesn't know voodoo.
LiyIa_fml 8
Don'tcha love protective fathers? You are his baby girl after all.
QuisMysterium 4
I was just shooting with my daughter... When suddenly, a wild boyfriend appears! Boyfriend used douche pose. Boyfriend missed. Father uses groin shot. It's super effective!
vsat207 0
Looks like his pokeballs got blow off.
Shafena 8
crotch shot?
cyrusyoman 5
29- I'm pretty sure op is a girl
MrsKitty86 9
31- You are win! :-D
faithxoxox 1
64, that was the whole point of the comment.
nalia18 8
Im gonna laugh if your boyfriend felt that... Enough said
pinkpolarbear 8
WIN! The man knows how to shoot.
supersixfour 7
BOOM WEINERSHOT
rkmepm 16
Dad, what a ballsey effort
boringday123 7
@34 more like headshot ;D
FroHo 8
Indeed! That man deserves a 'like' button on him!
mofran 0
suddenly. dickless boyfriend.
bizarre_ftw 22
I don't think he'd really count as her bf after that.. More like a Very close eunuch. .....friend. ... ^_-
birdmanjr 1
Hey, I know the girl who posted this, and her bf. It wasn't so sudden.
MwahFMLS 6
Awww :)
enonymous 9
You're lucky. My father used shape charges on mannequins with my Bfs picture on it
ChrisTheCalm 9
Umm aren't you a guy? Well maybe I should say gay...
vsat207 0
Like a boss
molly2moon 0
Shooting my child's boyfriends balls Like a boss
vsat207 0
Now he can't **** in his pants
360XBOXFTW 0
Or have a dick in a box
EvilCupcake8361 9
53 just lost the game
salsa324 0
40, dick in a box balls in a bag
sydie5 12
Looks like you're adoptin'.
lithiafaith 0
Lol that's something my dad and brother would really do
The_creator_fml 2
If you wanted to scare your dad back, you could have pretended to kiss the wound better.
Im2Handsom 1
BOOM! ..nut shot?
iFizzgig 11
I see what you did there.
Kobberman 0
That's just like in the old game combat arms…
manuscript 7
It's still a head shot... Just the other head :p