Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, "This one is for your boyfriend." Perfect groin shot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML
Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML
Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML
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SwiftFaux 0
No babies for you.
pinkpolarbear 8
WIN! The man knows how to shoot.
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Comments (111)
KiddNYC1O 22
Pull! No, wait...
MorkaneBloodrage 16
i'm noticing a lot of comments about OP's dad being a good shot, well if you look at where OP is from (Kentucky) then you would realize that for her dad to take her shootin he's prob been shooting most of his life and therefore was taught the meaning of not wasting a shot. it's only common sense to be a good shot if you live in the south trust me on this i live in Alabama and haven't missed a shot since i was 8.
Okayitwasme 0
Brag brag brag lol I live in grizzly country and never shot a thing! Hello......he put her boyfriends pic up and started to shoot at it!!!!!!!! Lol thats okay I'm sure your a good shot at 5 paces. :)
iFizzgig 11
"And this is for before you do that." *shoots trigger finger*
Greddy2000 1
Henh,reminds me of Son of Guns.
mrdanoob 0
No offense but that's when I'd say screw that
jackeechan 10
Tell your boyfiend to leve the state. Now.
bubo_fml 11
Sorry 4 U that your Dad has to have perfect aim...
Meilin 7
It's situations like these that make me wish I was a guy sometimes. I'd laugh my ass off doing stuff like this to scare my daughter's boyfriends when I had kids old enough. xD
josebaseball11 14
Only in Kentucky...
cash_monkey72 9
HELL YEAH! KNOB CREEK FTW!
shadow2903 11
Make sure your dad never catches you sleeping with this guy...or else...bam-bam target hit!!