Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was running from the cops I jumped behind a bush to hide. Turns out it was a massive thorn bush. I later had the most painful shower I have ever experienced. FML
Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML
Today, I got questioned by the police. Last night I was at a party when a bully of a kid who happened to be an aspiring MMA coach and local fighter was picking on me, stole my alcohol and threw me out of the party. I heard he got stabbed by someone else he was picking on after I left. The police insist it was me. FML
Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I heard someone try to get into my back garden. I ran to the front door, opened it, and shouted at whoever it was. I then saw a police officer appear, following the person who'd jumped my fence. I then realised I wasn't wearing any trousers. I'd shouted at the police half naked. FML
Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML
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UnicornWine 22
Easiest game of hide and seek for them. Sorry for the rough night.
kitkatmeOw 8
Bet that party was a bushel of fun.
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Comments (119)
Garnetshaddow 30
I am not at all sure how you DON'T deserve that. Stupid move. Plus, you probably got in more trouble for "fleeing."
jw833055 13
Those nights are the one that stick with you forever. I had a similar experience like seven years ago. Minus the arrest record.
JBChristian 47
Well... Are you going to cough it up or leave us hanging?
UmmOkThen 31
YDI. Underage drinking and stupid enough to jump into a thorn bush, I'm surprised this hasn't happened before.
False_Stupidity 42
Well you must be bushed, good thing you can rest at the police station now.
MandyMeow_fml 18
Sitting in a thorny bush for a bit and quietly suffering from the pain or being arrested.. I would choose the bushes and the pain.
TwentyFourBeerz 18
If you didn't do anything wrong, why go bush diving? Serves you right.
Axel5238 29
If OP is underage no sympathy. You do it accepting the risk and can't expect people to feel bad if you get caught especially if you aren't in college at least. It happens in college, but if in HS you deserve it and stop doing it.
jt3226 8
Even if the bush didn't have thorns that was one of the most stupid hiding choices ever they always check the bushes.
ShortyJorty 9
Always hide in the recycle bin. Every house has one, it's big enough to fit a person and they never think to look there.
nlanclo 6
Yeah, I guess your life sucks, but mostly because you're a little dumb.