Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was running from the cops I jumped behind a bush to hide. Turns out it was a massive thorn bush. I later had the most painful shower I have ever experienced. FML
Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML
Today, I got questioned by the police. Last night I was at a party when a bully of a kid who happened to be an aspiring MMA coach and local fighter was picking on me, stole my alcohol and threw me out of the party. I heard he got stabbed by someone else he was picking on after I left. The police insist it was me. FML
Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I heard someone try to get into my back garden. I ran to the front door, opened it, and shouted at whoever it was. I then saw a police officer appear, following the person who'd jumped my fence. I then realised I wasn't wearing any trousers. I'd shouted at the police half naked. FML
Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML
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Top comments
UnicornWine 22
Easiest game of hide and seek for them. Sorry for the rough night.
kitkatmeOw 8
Bet that party was a bushel of fun.
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Comments (119)
thevelociraptor 31
You deserved it big time. Next party your at try to find a better escape rout, or just stay home if your under age.
Zebediabolical 45
You deserved it big time. Next party you're at try to find a better escape route, or just stay home if you're underage. <<-- FIX'D!
badluckalex 23
op needs to work on their ninja skills
epeeftw 16
Maybe he shouldn't add evading police to his list of charges
the_Jessicaaa 11
well....... lol
Axipiter 24
That's a very deep thought.
cailey1234567890 24
Im not sure why people are saying OP's life sucks. Dude. Own up Dont jump in a ******* bush
Mauskau 36
I've never understood the logic of hiding from the police when they come to a party. Do they arrest everyone for being there or what? If it's underage drinking, it's nice to know your police care about the law whereas in the UK they couldn't care less if you did anything underage.
OysterPearls 33
I would think you would be more likely to get arrested if you hide, because then it seems like you're guilty even though you might not be.
Crofty92 17
Was wondering this myself, if you're in a private residence, then what is the problem?
shutupshane12 12
If they get a noise complaint then the police show up
Crofty92 17
But why would you be arrested for being loud?
akorpija 12
I was at a party in high school once where cops showed up, including a helicopter. Walked out the front door, and they couldn't care less. However, they DID chase and book everyone that ran out the back door! So no, no need to run or hide...
russfml 31
We always ran it seems stupid to hide. There's usually only 2-4 cops and say 20-40 people good luck chasing everyone lol
alexmisty88 16
Well the main reason people run isnt because of being arested, its because if they get caught the police will inform their parents.
Corvo_Attano_4 12
Use the thorns to fight off the police
lilbillXD 16
when you try to evade cops hide in shadowy corners or have the stamina to out run them thats the basic rule.
Zebediabolical 45
The rule of thumb is 'I don't have to out run the cops/dog/guy-with-gun/whatever. I just have to outrun one of my friends.' My corollary to that rule is 'And I'm not above tripping them'.
Aleys_fml 21
Or don't do things that could get the cops to even want to chase you.
DeeDeeJay 15
Then hiding was just a waste of time.
knoxxx 22
Eh, YDI for underage drinking at a party loud enough to get the cops called.
Chas4739 5
Where are there so many "I agree your life sucks" the dumb duck deserved it
DUB_Speeding 10
Then how did you post this if you got arrested?