Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was running from the cops I jumped behind a bush to hide. Turns out it was a massive thorn bush. I later had the most painful shower I have ever experienced. FML
Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML
Today, I got questioned by the police. Last night I was at a party when a bully of a kid who happened to be an aspiring MMA coach and local fighter was picking on me, stole my alcohol and threw me out of the party. I heard he got stabbed by someone else he was picking on after I left. The police insist it was me. FML
Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I heard someone try to get into my back garden. I ran to the front door, opened it, and shouted at whoever it was. I then saw a police officer appear, following the person who'd jumped my fence. I then realised I wasn't wearing any trousers. I'd shouted at the police half naked. FML
Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML
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Top comments
UnicornWine 22
Easiest game of hide and seek for them. Sorry for the rough night.
kitkatmeOw 8
Bet that party was a bushel of fun.
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Comments (119)
thecrazymancan 17
Why did they call the cops on you?
msunique_me 13
Well OP, sounds like a right 'YDI' incident!
B90 9
If I were going to hide from the police, I would choose a cabinet or something similar inside the house. That's just me though.
Axipiter 24
I'm convinced that's what dumbwaiters were invented for in the first place.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Oh gawd. Dumbwaiters are only in houses that are 90+ years old and not properly maintained let alone used (which admittedly is a shame), I wouldn't sit in a dodgy dumbwaiter!!
worldclassrager 41
If you were drunk I can understand otherwise why were you arrested
Vegetarian27 24
Simple solution: don't scream. I didn't when I broke my leg.
vikky538 29
well did you get visit to hoapital first or to poice station?
buckdharma 38
Did you have any briers? Get any thickets, or pick up a vine? Did you have any weed on you?
BrettB321 15
If he got arrested how did he lost this?
singer0421 32
Getting arrested doesn't equal going to jail for years. This probably didn't actually happen today.
brittney_taylor1 16
I'm sorry but you deserved and thats hilarious
JKPwnage 27
What the heck were you doing at that party?
jentic 4
Oh, I didn't know it was bad to be at a party -_- maybe it was a bday party
JBChristian 47
45 was asking what he was doing that would give grounds to an arrest, not asking why OP was attending the party.