Today, the guy I've been seeing for a year and a half ended it. Why? He found another girl. "She's just like you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half left me for another girl. Who was the only person who cared enough to comfort me? The girl he left me for. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML
Today, my ex of 5 years began dating the girl he told me was, “One of the guys”, “Don’t worry, she’s like a sister to me” and, “I would never see her that way.” We broke up a couple of days ago because my “paranoia” and “assumptions” about her were putting a “strain” on our relationship. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years left me for another girl he’s known for 3 months, just because she’s closer. Never mind that I was the one who remained faithful to him for 2 long years, got him through the deaths of his parents, gave him money when he fell on hard times, among other things. FML
Today, after 6 years of dating, 2 years of marriage, a daughter and another one on the way, my husband decided that he’s "not the one for me" and told me he was leaving for his co-worker who he’s only known for a few months. Apparently they’re more "meant to be." FML
Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I ended a relationship because she told me that I was "like a father." FML
Today, the man I've been with for ten years left me for a coworker he's known for three months. FML
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Top comments
1dvs_bstd 41
"But I'm all me!!"
stryder9090 28
that makes absolutely no sense, clearly he's a moron
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Comments (93)
1dvs_bstd 41
"But I'm all me!!"
Danny_Boy12 13
That was probably one of the worst things he could've said..
1dvs_bstd 41
That's what the OP should have said. The OP is the girl and if he dumped her for a girl like her, isn't she the real deal? Try to understand before you reply.
DocBastard 40
Rule #1 of comedy: Any joke that requires a detailed explanation isn't funny.
1dvs_bstd 41
Bastard, I wasn't replying to myself. And what makes you a comedy professor?
TheAbstract 15
It's the coke bottle in his bum. It gives him super comedy powers.
kingdomgirl94 29
Okay wow: first of all, that was ******* ignorant. I know a lot of people with down syndrome, and using it as an adjective like that is disgusting. Its been a while since I've seen a comment that offensive. **** you man. Second, that picture is this thing called a pig; you might have heard of them, since you seem to be related.
mageepaigeee44 15
You should be offended you asswipe.
temmera 16
#40: I can take a joke (even one that's considered offensive), but what the hell is the matter with you?
kingdomgirl94 29
You're right, I really should apologise to pigs, comparing them to people like you really is offensive to them. Sorry pigs.
awkwardturtle87 9
idk doc, I understood the joke right away and thought the person who didn't get it was dumb.
kingdomgirl94 29
Oh yes, because calling someone out on FML and browsing FML in my spare time means that this is all I do with my life. I guess my fulltime job and studying in University count for nothing because if I have spare time to spend on FML, my life is pathetic. I wonder what that makes your life, seeing as you're on here too?
MrsFlowers 9
To The Island: You have a sick sense of humor.. You might want to consider getting mental help. Making down syndrome comments/jokes is just messed up! And on top of that telling someone to abort all those babies is ******* cruel. And then to sit a child in there? You seriously have a messed up mind, and please.. REFRAIN FROM HAVING KIDS.. EVER. You think this makes you Hitler? LOL no. You are your own version of an idiot. Feel free to name yourself whatever you want. And on top of that don't ******* 'lol' shit like you all of a sudden don't care. Nobody on here had a pathetic life just because they have some extra time for FML. If our lives are pathetic... What does that make your life? You're on here just like everybody else, you dumb ass. So you comment collapsed on itself. You've clearly hit rock bottom in your life and because your brain in underdeveloped.. much like a cave man, you act out in immature ways. Sorry that your life is a piece of shit... because you don't even deserve that much.
incoherentrmblr 22
Somethings are meant be looked at objectively or subjectively, or in this case, abstractly. Make your choice and persue. Results may vary...
chinaski7628 32
I'm not sure I want to get involved here, and I could be wrong, but I think 13 meant that what OP's boyfriend said to her was one of the worst things he could have said to her. I don't think it was that 13 didn't understand 1's joke, it was just a simple case of thread jacking-- so every other comment here is a bit of an overreaction.
ImAFaker 29
26-48 Calling our lives pathetic when you wrote a ******* paragraph when you got butthurt on a comment on FML? I'd say you are the pathetic one.
DocBastard 40
Well isn't that interesting. The comment to which I was referring has since disappeared, making me look like an asshole. To whomever deleted the comment, thanks, but I don't need any help looking like an asshole. I can do it just fine by myself.
kingdomgirl94 29
Love that comments against him are gone but his rude ones aren't. Doesn't mean he's right, just that he can abuse the report system.
ohSNAPyall 27
The original me!
izzie321 27
This same exact thing happened to me. Exact time, exact excuse. Small world.
mete_orito 34
#71 Are you sure you are not an ex of OP's gf?
RageAsNeeded 14
79- she might be OP's ex-boyfriend's new gal, the world is small indeed.
prljm10 10
Sorry. That sucks.
J_Kertz 14
Such sympathy.
jesse91 12
Many kindness.
stryder9090 28
that makes absolutely no sense, clearly he's a moron
Crofty92 17
Ted, I only have one rule: New is always better.
GuiLD15 7
That AND hes really attached to her as well.
itsalanis 25
Don't feel too bad. You're one of a kind that he will miss out on. Well, unless you have a twin. :U
itsalanis 25
I guess my form of humor was a bit sub-par or it wasn't taken well, therefore I apologize for it.
jack_jill05 14
Chin up OP, if hes that shallow, he doesn't deserve you.
UberNova 18
I fail to see why he is shallow.
varutha 16
He wanted to be like Adele
QUACKATTACK27 8
Op you could be like Adele??
TheAbstract 15
We could all be like Adele!
paigexox0 37
NEVERMIND ILL FIND, SOMEONE LIKE YOUUU
rmoss78 10
I'm sure you'll find someone else, "just like him"
wickedalwayswins 7
Or not another douche... that would be nice, too.
Googolman 29
Yeah, I'm not sure OP would actually WANT a boyfriend "just like him."
WoldowJR 25
"Just like him, but less stupid" Let's go with that.
supersquirel500 10
well at least you know he likes your attributes.
gracehi 33
"The guy I've been seeing" After a year and a half? Sounds like you didn't lose much.
hacksaw246 24
If he's that much of an asshole and that shallow you're not missing out on anything. I'm sorry though such loser wasted your time.
hacksaw246 24
Woops,thanks for pointing that out! I meant to say such a loser..