Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I was carefully drawing blood from a drunk who'd threatened to kill me if I hurt him, when another drunk behind me decided to take a piss on my leg. FML
Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
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xkonstantine125x 7
i wouldve kicked him in the nuts.
Mizuy 7
Hate it when that happens...
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Comments (100)
chris36taylor 2
Well... That's ****** up
bchatzis 9
Just be flattered he liked you enough to grind with you. :P
br0dawg 6
oh totally man because nothing says 'you're attractive' more like some creepy dude rubbing against you and then letting it go all over your leg shit, she should definitely be flattered.
RaquelW 7
because being attractive is more important than personal space and respectful interaction?
MEM0817 18
You should of taken it a level higher and shit on him...
lilikawaii 6
Should have* I'm sorry. It was too tempting not to correct it after looking at your profile.
MEM0817 18
Thanks for the correction... However, I never claimed to be grammatically correct all the time. I just said I support you if you are. :]
Calyx_fml 22
You put the ass in classy.
mackdeezy 22
I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on :p
perdix 31
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
sydneyaval 9
I think it was both for herZ
fuxxx_fml 0
You're his wife now, that's how that works
Jonkbaby 23
lmao
beebeeL 1
Lmfao
easilyboredone 8
men don't do that.
sydneyaval 9
Boys do that.
SpeechQween94 14
Well said
wittygirl 8
I would of kicked his dumb ass for violating my personal space. Should of kicked him in the balls since his penis was exposed it hurt him real bad.
Shadow_Phantom 26
While I don't mind pervertedness, it's more of a 'look, don't touch,' policy... that's just nasty. FYL.
eveadamsnyc 2
What kind of people are capable of making this horrible person? Sometimes I really wonder .