Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML
Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Your girlfriend's a ******* ***** YDI for not going after her
Whininghippo 0
He shouldn't HAVE to make it known that she's taken. She should be able to stand up for herself and be like "I'm here with someone, I'm not a *****-nugget."
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BlkMansFury 0
I'm kinda of torn by this but this is my opinion, one you should never fight over anyone unless its your child or something. But the first thing your girl should have done when that dude started hitting on her was to point at you and state your her man. Because she didn't it seems to me that she welcomed the attention so if she had pointed at you as her man and the guy kept hitting on her THEN you step in and check that dude. yea you could have grown a pair like some poeple on hear have stated but at the sametime you have to put something on your girl for not steppin up for her man
bernk 0
I couldn't agree more with this. What exactly should he stand up for?! A bitch who clearly doesn't value him at all? Why? It's 100% on the girl to make the right call in the first place, then her boyfriend can step in. He doesn't own her, and I'm pretty sure if he acted like he did then it wouldn't end well either.
Fayder 0
you should have see this coming man. do not ever communicate with that bitch... NEVER!
Mushu_ 0
YDI for not punching him in the face.
baller789 0
All u faggots saying he deserves it **** u guys who gives a shit about the ******* hoe it's her property he shoulve asks the guy nicely To leave an then beat the living **** outta her and leave her like they did to that bitch model. ******* hoe I woulda punched her unconscious right in the spot for not saying anything. Seriously all u hoes saying u shouldve stood up of a girl hits on ur bf u expect him to say something why not the same here. ******* sexist women jelous of us men cuz were the better gender and always will be
boomlol 0
well this happening soon is better then later i suppose
FlaminYawn 0
Bigger dicks get the chicks...
deliapearl 0
let the **** go. she wasn't dragged off, she willingly went home with some guy she just met. u can't turn a hoe into a housewife.
Inked2009 0
You idiots don't know what he did, it's not a YDI it's an FML. How could he have possibly known his girlfriend was going to be a slutty bitch?
KillU2009 0
shoulda yelled out something like "this bitch gave me herpes" or something
swanlee 0
Uh why should he stand up to him if SHE voluntarily left with the other guy? **** that she is not worth the effort if a stranger can convince her to leave with him for some fun while he is standing right next to her. It sucks but this is her being a ***** and showing him that she is not worth it. Sounds like this sort of thing could have happened at any time even when he wasn't around, so at least he found out and now knows what sort of ***** she is.